A blonde goes into a nearby store a

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV. It's a microwave!"

結果 (中文) 1:

一位金发女郎走进附近的商店，问一名职员是否她可以买电视在角落里。店员看着她，说他不能服务于、 金发碧眼的所以她回到家里，染料她的头发变黑。第二天她返回到存储区和问同样的事情，并再次，店员说他不能服务于金发女郎。沮丧，金发碧眼的女人回家和染她的头发又一次，到一个红色的阴影。她肯定，秘书会卖掉她的电视这一次，返回和要求不同的秘书这一次。令她惊讶的是，这个店员也说她不是金发女郎。金发碧眼的女人问店员，"如何在世界中做你知道我是金发女郎?"立法会秘书厌恶看着她，说，"那不是一台电视机。它是一种微波!"

結果 (中文) 3:

一个金发女郎走进附近的一家商店，她问店员能否在角落里买电视。
店员看着她说他不为金发女郎，所以她回家把头发染成黑色。
次日她回到商店，问了同样的问题，一次又一次，店员说不给金发女郎服务。
沮丧，金发女郎回家又染了一次发，一个红色。
当然，店员会卖她的电视这一次，她回来问店员这时间不同。
使她惊讶的是，这个店员也说她不给金发女郎服务。
金发美女问店员，“你怎么知道我是金发的？”
店员厌烦地看着她说，“这不是电视。这是一个微波炉！”