【幽默笑話】：《是》老婆：你当初追我的時候， 總是兩眼放光，對我挺來電

【幽默笑話】：《是》
老婆：你当初追我的時候， 總是兩眼放光，對我挺來電的嘛，現在怎麽看都不看人家一眼了。
老公：我這不是要勤儉持家，節約能源，節省用電嘛。
老婆：那你看到年輕漂亮的性感女人，怎麽兩眼又放光了呢？
老公：我那是開启警示燈，提醒她們：我有老婆，请勿靠近。
老婆：我很留念當初你追我時的感覺，今天是我們結婚紀念日，可以再重温一次嗎？
老公：好吧，我們住房的後面有幾個水沊，我們换上雨靴去玩跳水沊，好嗎？
老婆：好的！老公你太好了，你要我玩什麽我都覺得很開心！

結果 (英文) 1:

"Humor": of the isWife: when you catch up with me, always shining eyes, call for me, but now I can not see at all having been one.Husband: I it's not thrifty, save energy, reduce electricity consumption.Wife: do you see beautiful young sexy girls, eyes light up?Husband: I was turn on warning lights to remind them: I have a wife, keep off.Wife: I'm against the feeling when you catch me, today is our anniversary, you can relive it again?Husband: well, our House has several water behind Dan, we put on the boots to play diver Dan, OK?Wife: Yes! Husband, you are too well, do you want me to play, I will feel very happy!

結果 (英文) 3:

[humor]: "is"
wife: you had chased me, always shining eyes, calls for me well, now how to see all don't see other people look the. Husband: I
This is not going to be thrifty, saving energy, saving electricity. Wife: you see that
sexy beautiful young woman, how the eyes were shining? My husband: I was a warning light to remind them: I have a wife, please do not come close to. My wife: I am a souvenir when you chase me, today is our wedding anniversary, you can review it again?
husband: Well, there are several water Dan behind our house,We put on the boots to play Dan diving, okay? Wife: good! Husband you are too good, you want me to play what I feel very happy!