Jackie Chan is literally a living l

Jackie Chan is literally a living legend imo. An all round great person. Believe it or not I don’t care but I met Jackie Chan in melbourne in 1997 in a pub. He was drinking a schooner of beer when I went up to the bar to get myself a beer. I was already quite intoxicated at the time,.. in other words I was drunk as fu!! and basically I blurted out, hey your fu#%ing jackie chan!! I shit you not he straight up said back to me, fu#% yeah I’m jackie chan! cheers mate! We both laughed (i was partially in shock and possibly having a heart attack due to the fact that i was meeting jackie chan in a fn pub),…. and then I just walked away like a god damn natural born idiot and didn’t even say anything else to him. Still to this day I regret not saying anything to him. Even shake his hand for fu!! sake. I’ll watch anything with jackie chan in it. Cheers mkvcage you guys are legends too!
..and so is Mr Jack Daniel

結果 (中文) 1:

成龙是字面上的生活传奇国际海事组织。一个各方面都很棒的人。信不信我不在乎，但我见成龙曾在墨尔本于 1997 年在一家酒吧。当我走到酒吧去自己的啤酒，他正在喝啤酒的帆船。我当时已经很陶醉。换句话说我烂醉如泥，富!!基本上我脱口而出，嘿你富 #%ing 成龙!!我要你好看不他直了回来对我说，福 #%是呀，我是成龙 ！欢呼的伴侣 ！我们都笑了 （我是部分在休克和可能心脏病发作，我正在开会成龙 fn 的一间酒吧），......，然后我只是走开了像上帝该死自然天生白痴，甚至没对他说什么。还是为了这一天我后悔什么都没说到他。甚至他握手为傅!!缘故。我不会错过与成龙在它。干杯 mkvcage 你们也是传说 ！..所以是先生杰克丹尼尔

結果 (中文) 2:

成龙是字面上一个活着的传奇海事组织。一个全方位的伟大的人。信不信由你我不在乎，但我在墨尔本一家酒吧遇见成龙在1997年。他喝着啤酒大篷车，当我走到吧台让自己一杯啤酒。我已经相当的时候陶醉..换句话说，我喝醉了的福！基本上我脱口而出，嘿你的福＃％ING成龙！我要你好看，他直上说，回到我身边，福＃％是的，我成龙！队友的欢呼声！我们都笑了（我是在局部震荡，并可能在适当的事实，我是在一个FN酒馆会议成龙心脏发作），...。然后我就走开了像一个该死的天生白痴，甚至没有再说什么给他。还是这一天，我很后悔，没有说什么给他。即使他握手的福！清酒。我会看它与成龙任何事。干杯mkvcage你们是传说呢！
..和所以先生杰克丹尼