Go in and get one of those hand-held shopping baskets. Go over and look
for the magazine that you want. Pretend like your reading the back of
it. Now, go over to the CD that you want. Instead of grabbing the CD,
grab the CD and the CD next to it at the same time. Slip the CD you want
underneath the magazine and the CD you don't on top of the magazine. Now
go into the corner of the store where no cameras are pointing and slip
the CD in your jacket. Now go over to the bathroom and put your basket
outside of the bathroom, around the corner, and in view of everyone. If
you think there is a metal detector on the way to the bathroom, lift the
bottom of the jacket over your head and walk through. Make sure the CD
doesn't fall out!!!!!!!!!!!! When you get inside, go into the stall. If
there is no tiles lifted up or a vent over-head, no problem. If there
is, take your jacket off, sit down on the toilet and pretend your taking
a dump. Put the jacket on your lap, and work with the CD underneath.
Rip off the plastic and take the CD out. Put the CD in that special
pocket you made. Put the plastic down the toilet. Now take the plastic
and break it into tiny pieces. Put it down the toilet. Make sure it can
fit through the hole. Now take the lyrics and rip them up and put those
down the toilet. Flush. Check the CD itself for any stickers or stuff.
The reason you want to be so careful is because now they put in mini,
invisible magnet strip INSIDE of the plastic. Sometimes they even put a
mini, flexible magnet strip inside of the lyrics. Now, go outside of the
bathroom and get your basket. Go over to the candy section and get a
candy bar. Remember that CD you got that you didn't like? Put it back
where you found it. Now pay for everything and enjoy your CD while you
read your magazine and eat your candy bar.