We spent a day in the country, pick

We spent a day in the country, picking wild flowers. With the car full of flowers we were going home.
On our way back my wife noticed a cupboard outside a furniture shop. It was tall and narrow."Buy it," my
wife said at once. "We'll carry it home on the roof rack. I've always wanted one like that."
What could I do? Ten minutes later I was ￡20 poorer; and the cupboard was tied on the roof rack. It
was six feet long and eighteen inches square, quite heavy too.
In the gathering darkness I drove slowly. Other drivers seemed unusually polite that evening. The police
even stopped traffic to let us through. Carrying furniture was a good idea.
After a time my wife said, "There's a long line of cars behind. Why don't they overtake, I wonder?" In
fact a police car did overtake. The two officers inside looked at us seriously as they passed. But then, with
great kindness, they led us through the rush-hour traffic. The police car stopped at our village church. One
of the officers came to me.
"Right, sir," he said. "Do you need any more help?"
I was a bit puzzled. "Thanks, officer," I said. "You have been very kind. I live just on the road."
He was staring at our car, first at the flowers, then at the cupboard. "Well, well," he said, laughing. "It's
a cupboard you've got there! We thought it was something else."
My wife began to laugh. The truth hit me like a stone between the eyes. I smiled at the officer. "Yes, it's
a cupboard, but thanks again." I drove home as fast as I could.

結果 (中文) 1:

我们在乡下，采摘野花度过一天。一辆开满鲜花的汽车我们正要回家。回来的路上我妻子注意橱柜家具店外。这是又高又窄。买下它，"我妻子说 ︰ 一次。"我们会带它回家，车顶行李架上。我一直都想要这样"。我能怎么办？十分钟后我是 20 英镑差;并将碗橱里绑在车顶行李架上。它太六英尺长，十八英寸见方，很重。黑暗中，我开得很慢。那天晚上其他司机们似乎非常有礼貌。警察甚至停止交通让我们通过。带家具是个好主意。后一段时间我的妻子说，"有是长线的汽车在后面。为什么不他们追上，我不知道？"在事实一辆警车并超越。内的两个警官在我们认真看他们走过。但接着，伟大的好意，他们带领我们穿过尖峰时间的交通。警车停在我们的村庄教会。一个给我的主任来了。"好的先生，"他说。"你需要任何更多的帮助吗？"有点迷惑不解了。"谢谢，警官，"我说。"你已经很好。我生活只是在路上。他盯着我们的车，第一次在花，然后在碗橱里。"好吧，好吧，"他笑着说。"它有碗橱里那里你 ！我们认为它是别的东西。我的妻子开始笑起来。真理像一块石头之间的眼睛打了我。主任笑"是的它有碗橱里，但再次感谢。我尽可能快开车回家。

結果 (中文) 3:

我们在乡下呆了一天，采摘野花。汽车装满了鲜花，我们就要回家了。在回家的路上，我的妻子注意到一家家具店外的一个柜子。它又高又窄，“买它，”我的妻子马上说。”我们将把它带回家放在屋顶上。我一直想要这样的一个。”我能做什么？十分钟后我￡20较差；而橱柜被绑在车顶行李架。它是六英尺长，十八英寸的平方，相当沉重。在聚会的黑暗中，我慢慢地开着。其他司机似乎不寻常的礼貌，晚上。警察甚至停止了交通让我们通过。搬运家具是一个好主意。过了一段时间，我的妻子说：“后面有一条长长的车。我不知道他们为什么不追上呢？”在事实上一辆警车超车。这两个军官在他们通过时，认真地看着我们。但然后，用他们非常友好，他们带领我们穿越了高峰时段的交通。警车停在我们村的教堂里。一军官们来到我的。“是的，先生，”他说。你需要更多的帮助吗？”我有点困惑。”谢谢，警官，“我说。”你一直很善良。我住在马路上。”他盯着我们的车，先是在花，然后在柜子里。”嗯，嗯，“他笑着说。”它的你有一个柜子！我们还以为是别的东西呢。”我的妻子开始笑了起来。真相在我的眼睛之间像一块石头击中了我。我对警官笑了笑。”是的，它是一个柜子，但再次谢谢你，“我开车回家的速度和我一样快。