護理師：7號請進！醫生：今天是哪裡不舒服嗎？病人：因為我大出血便，肚子

護理師：7號請進！醫生：今天是哪裡不舒服嗎？病人：因為我大出血便，肚子又痛爸：他大概痛3天了護生：oh so sad D on’t cry 護理師：請問你這幾天的排便情形？？病人：我總是排出又長又小的細便，還覺得有時排不乾淨護理師：為什麼這麼晚才來醫院？媽：我們有先去診所看過爸：醫生是說他沒什麼狀況醫生：我們待會會幫你安排糞便潛血檢查，這是檢查用的試紙的給你。病人：好的謝謝你（過了幾分鐘）醫生：你的檢查結果為陽性，我們會儘快幫您安排大腸鏡檢，要先請您住院觀察。護理師：出去直走下樓就會看到住院櫃台爸媽：好的謝謝（鏡檢結束後）醫生護理師護生在病房爸媽也在病人：什麼事，為什麼你們都來醫生：經過我們鏡檢結果確診您是大腸直腸癌第四期。病人：你們再跟我開玩笑嗎？護理師：我們沒有開玩笑病人：No 為什麼是我護生：哈哈哈 跟豬哥亮一樣護理師：拜託，不要再說了爸媽在旁邊吵架哭爸：都是你沒照顧好小孩媽：照顧他是我們的責任爸：我每天工作這麼累媽：不要都把責任推給我護理師醫生：不要吵了！護理師：現在要解決的不是這個問題醫生：請配合我們裝結腸造口爸：叫你平常不要學豬哥亮不聽媽：怎麼會這樣，嗚嗚嗚病人：嗚嗚為什麼是我！護生：沒關係 你很快就可以見到你偶像了爸：你這護生怎麼說話的護生：實話實說 ㄌㄩㄝ～（白爛的吐舌頭）護理師：我們先一起把問題解決吧爸、媽：好醫生：那先安排病人住院，然後我們再來討論之後的治療

結果 (英文) 1:

Therapist: No. 7 Come!
Doctor: Today is wrong with you?
Patient: Because I will be bleeding, stomach pains and
dad: He probably pain for three days
nursing students: oh so sad D on't cry
nurse: What is your bowel situation these days? ?
Patient: I always discharged little long, thin stools, also sometimes feel unclean discharge
nurse: Why so late to the hospital?
Mom: We have to go to the clinic saw
Dad: The doctor says he is no condition
Doctor: We will get to help you arrange fecal occult blood test, which is used to check the paper for you.
Patient: Well thank you
(a few minutes)
Doctor: Your test results are positive, we will help you as soon as possible to arrange colonoscopy, you must first hospital for observation.
Therapist: go straight ahead down the stairs you will see the hospital counter
parents: Well thank you
(after the microscopic examination)
doctors in the ward nurse nursing students are also parents
Patient: What happened, why you have come to
the doctor: After our microscopic examination of colorectal cancer are diagnosed your fourth.
Patient: I talk to you kidding me?
Therapist: We are not kidding
Patient: Why is my No
nursing students: with Zhuge Liang Ha ha ha, like
nurse: Please, do not say
my parents quarrel crying beside
Dad: You did not take care of all children
Mom: He is to take care of our responsibility
dad: I work so tired every day
mom: I do not regard the buck to
nurse Doctor: Do not quarrel!
Therapist: Now is not the problem to be solved
Doctor: Please install colostomy with our
Dad: told you usually do not learn Chu Ke-liang not listen to
mom: how could this be, ooo, ooo
patients: hum Why me!
Nursing students: It does not matter you soon Keyijiandao your idol
dad: You speak of how nursing students
nursing students: tell the truth someone now ㄩ somebody. ~ (White rotten tongue)
nurse: Let's solve the problem together, right
dad mom: well
treatment schedule that first hospitalization, then let us discuss later: doctors

結果 (英文) 2:

Nurse: 7 please come in!
Doctor: What's wrong with today?
Patient: Because I was bleeding heavily and my stomach was sore again
Dad: He's been in pain for about three days.
Nursing: oh so sad d on't cry
Nurse: Would you defecate these days?
Patient: I always excrete long, small pedestals and sometimes feel that the row is not clean
Nurse: Why did you come to the hospital so late?
Mom: We went to the clinic first.
Dad: The doctor said he was okay.
Doctor: We will arrange a blood test for your feces, this is the test paper for you.
Patient: Good thank you.
(After a few minutes)
Doctor: Your test results are positive, we will help you arrange a colonoscopy as soon as possible, please stay in hospital for observation.
Carer: Go straight downstairs and see the hospital counter
Mom and Dad: Good thanks.
(After the mirror examination)
The doctor's nurse's nurse was in the ward, too.
Patient: What's the matter, why are you all here?
Doctor: After our mirror results confirmed that you are colorectal cancer stage 4.
Patient: Are you kidding me again?
Nurse: We're not kidding.
Patient: Why is It Me?
Keeper: Hahaha is the same as pig brother Liang
Nurse: Please, don't say any more.
Mom and Dad are arguing next to me.
Dad: It's all you didn't take care of the kids.
Mom: It's our duty to take care of him.
Dad: I work so tired every day
Mom: Don't put the blame on me.
Nurse Doctor: Don't make a noise!
Nurse: It's not the problem that's being solved now.
Doctor: Please cooperate with us in the colonoscopies
Dad: Tell you not to learn pig brother bright do not listen
Mom: How could this be, whoops?
Patient: Why me!
Keeper: It doesn't matter, you'll see your idol soon.
Dad: How do you talk to this bodyguard?
Nursing: Tell the truth and tell the truth (white rotten tongue)
Nurse: Let's solve the problem together.
Dad, Mom: Ok.
Doctor: Then arrange the patient's hospitalization, and then we'll talk about the treatment after that

結果 (英文) 3:

Nurse: please come in on the 7th!
Doctor: what's wrong with you today?
Patient: because of my bleeding, I have a stomachache
Dad: he's been in pain for about three days
Nurse: oh so sad D on't cry
Nurse: how about your defecation these days??
Patient: I always excrete long and small stools, but sometimes I don't think it's clean
Nurse: Why did you come to the hospital so late?
Mom: we went to the clinic first
Dad: the doctor said he was in no condition
Doctor: we will arrange fecal occult blood test for you later. This is the test paper for you.
Patient: OK, thank you
(after a few minutes)
Doctor: your test result is positive. We will arrange colonoscopy for you as soon as possible. Please be in hospital for observation first.
Nurse: go straight downstairs and you'll see the inpatient counter
Mom and Dad: OK, thank you
(after microscopy)
Doctors, nurses, students, parents in the ward
Patient: why do you come here
Doctor: after our microscopic examination, you are confirmed to be the fourth stage of colorectal cancer.
Patient: are you kidding me again?
Nurse: we're not kidding
Patient: no why me
Nursing student: ha ha ha is just like pig's brother.
Nurse: please, stop talking
Parents quarrel and cry beside
Dad: you didn't take care of the baby
Mom: it's our duty to take care of him
Dad: I'm so tired of working every day
Mom: don't put all the blame on me
Nurse doctor: stop fighting!
Nurse: This is not the problem to be solved now
Doctor: please cooperate with us to install colostomy
Dad: tell you not to listen to pigs.
Mother: how can it be like this? Wuwuwuwu
Patient: why is it me!
Nurse: it doesn't matter. You'll see your idol soon
Dad: how do you nurse talk
Nurse: to be honest
Nurse: let's solve the problem first
Mom and Dad: good
Doctor: let's first arrange for the patient to be hospitalized, and then we'll discuss the treatment