My new assistants Catherine and Caroline arrived at my house at nine o’clock. Catherine was wearing white tights and Caroline was wearing brown tights.
“Why are we here Scott?”
“I’ve just bought two Slimline sawing illusions, ones in gold and the other one is red.”
“Where do we go Scott?”
“Follow me to my magic room.”
I opened the door and Catherine and Caroline followed me down to my magic room. I opened the door and unlocked the door to the magic room and went in and turned the light on.
“You want us to get in them Scott?”
“Yes and I will saw you both in half.”
“What do we have to do first?”
“I’d like you to remove your shoes and skirts for me.”
“Is there somewhere to change Scott?”
“You both can change in that room over there.”
“Okay.”
I got both Slimlines ready for them. Catherine was the first back minus her shoes and skirt. Caroline then appeared minus her shoes and skirt.
“Catherine I’d like you to climb into the gold Slimline.”
“Okay.”
“Caroline I’d like you to climb into the red Slimline.”
“Okay.”
“Can you both wiggle your feet for me?”
Catherine and Caroline wiggled their feet for me. I closed the lids over them both and put the stocks into position.
I went and got my saw and surgical divider.
“Catherine is you ready for me to saw you in half?”
“I`m ready as I`ll ever be Scott.”
I took my saw and placed it into the middle and proceeded to saw Catherine in half. Once finished I removed the saw.
“Caroline are you ready to be sawn in half?”
“Yes I`m ready as I`ll ever be Scott.”
I placed the saw into the middle and proceeded to saw Caroline in half. Once finished sawing I removed the saw and put it to one side. I picked up my two surgical dividers and walked over to Catherine and pushed them both into the middle.
I picked up my other two surgical dividers and walked over to Caroline and pushed them into the middle.
“What you going to do to me now Scott?”
“I am going to undo these latches Catherine and then, I`m going to separate you.”
“Okay, Scott.”
I walked towards Catherine’s feet and pulled them away from her top half.
“Scott what are you going to do to me?”
“Caroline I will now pull your legs away.”
I walked over to Caroline’s feet and undid the latches and pulled her feet away.
I turned Catherine’s feet round then turned Catherine round.
“Are those my feet Scott?”
“Yes give them a wiggle.”
I turned Caroline round then turned her feet round.
“Are those my feet Scott?”
“Yes they are, give them a wiggle.”
I turned all the boxes round and rejoined them and did the latches up. I removed all the surgical dividers and stocks and put them to one side. I opened the lids up and Catherine and Caroline both sat up and climbed out.
“Do you have anything else we can help you with?”
“I`ve got two Centre Cuts.”
“Okay what do we need to do Scot?”
“Go back to the changing room, and you’ll find a couple of assistants outfits.”
“Okay Scott.”
“Catherine, can you put the red outfit on and put your white tights back on.”
“What colour outfit do I get Scott?”
“I`ve got a blue outfit for you to wear Caroline.”
After a short while they cam back. I had both Centre Cuts ready for them.
“Can you both lie on the tables for me?”
I placed the first Centre Cut box over Catherine and placed the stocks around her neck and feet. I picked up the second Centre Cut box and placed it over Caroline and placed the stocks around her neck and feet.
“Can you wiggle your feet for me please?”
I got my jig saw and plugged it into the mains. I walked over to Catherine and placed the jig saw into the first slot. I pressed the trigger and pushed the jig saw through Catherine. Once through I placed the jig saw into the second slot and pushed it through.
I walked over to Caroline and placed the jig saw into the first slot and pressed the trigger and pushed it through her. Once through I placed the jig saw into the second slot and pushed it through. Once through I put the jig saw to one side.
I picked up four surgical dividers and inserted them into Caroline first. I inserted four surgical dividers into Catherine. I lifted out Catharine’s middle.
“Can you wiggle your feet Catherine?”
Catherine wiggled her feet for me. I walked over to Caroline and lifted out her middle.
“Can you wiggle your feet Caroline?”
Caroline’s feet wiggled from side to side.
I put Caroline’s middle into Catherine and put Catharine’s middle into Caroline. I removed the dividers and stocks from both Centre Cuts. I lifted the Centre Cut of Catherine and removed the other Centre Cut of Caroline. They both sat up and looked at each other.
“Caroline you`ve got my middle.”
“Catherine you`ve got my middle.”
“Scott we want our middles back now.”
“Okay gets back into positions for me.”
After a few minutes they both got their middles back.