假如我是一个魔法师，我会让一些会走路、会说话的仙人掌守护着花草树木。有

假如我是一个魔法师，我会让一些会走路、会说话的仙人掌守护着花草树木。有人破坏花草树木时，仙人掌就会向他们讲明道理，如果他们不听的话，仙人掌就会让他们受点皮肉之苦，让他们永远不会破坏花草树木。

結果 (英文) 1:

If I were a magician, I'll make some walking, talking cactus flowers and trees guarding. It was destroyed when the flowers and trees, cactus made it clear to them the truth will, if they do not hear, cactus will make them by the point of physical pain, so that they will never destroy the flowers and trees.

結果 (英文) 2:

If I was a magician, I will make some walking, talking cactus guarding the flowers and trees. People destroy the flowers and plants trees, cactus will show them that truth, if they do not listen to the words, the cactus will make them suffer pain, so that they will never destroy the flowers and plants trees.

結果 (英文) 3:

If I were a magician, I can make some walking and talking Cactus guard their trees and flowers. When there were destruction of plants and trees, cacti will speak it out to them makes sense, if they do not hear, cacti will make them suffer from the flesh, so that they will never damage plants and trees.