【画外】：各位新同学，欢迎你们来到阳光大学，请大家在门前的接待处报道后

【画外】：各位新同学，欢迎你们来到阳光大学，请大家在门前的接待处报道后，领取被褥及军训用品，按照表格查询所在寝室。
【现场报到场景，小奥穿着老气上，大桥、老杨在收拾东西。小奥见面后热情地与各位打招呼】
老杨(费解，站起来谦恭地)：叔叔好!
小奥(难堪地)：啥叔叔啊，我是和你分到一个寝室的同学!(大桥，杨相视大笑)
我叫小奥，你俩咋称呼?
老杨：叫我老杨。
大桥：叫我大桥就行了
小潘(拿着行李上，身着土里土气，一口乡音)：这个是267寝室么?
大桥：是呀，你是?搞笑小品
小潘(边放行李便说)：我是四号床的小潘。车晚点了，这不，刚到。
老杨(接行李)：你一个人来的?
小潘：是啊，我家里那边农活太忙，自己来的
【有人在窗下喊小奥】
小奥：哎呀。快走吧，没事啊，都安排好了，行了行了，晚上给你俩打电话!
大桥：谁啊?
小奥：我那老爹老妈，没事没事，咱们哥几个以后的幸福生活那就要开始了!
小潘：我说，咱们快收拾把，一会楼下大妈该催我们了
大桥：不用啊，不急不急!小奥说得对啊，今天开始咱们就是室友了，总得庆祝庆祝啊!走走!
小奥：哎!
大桥：怎么?别说你不去!
小奥：我刚才进门的时候看到校门口后身有一家卖鸡架的不错，要不咱们去那儿解决解决?
老杨：好啊!
大桥：走着!
(小潘犹豫，跟下)

結果 (中文) 3:

[]: you a new classmate, welcome to sunshine University, please at the reception desk in front of the door after receiving reports, bedding and military activities, in accordance with the table query in bedroom.[scene scene report, Obama wearing old-fashioned, Yang bridge, pack up. After meeting with you warmly greet small AustriaYang (puzzling, stood humbly: Uncle)!Small Austria (embarrassed): what uncle, I and you are divided into a bedroom students (bridge, Yang Xiangshi laugh)My name is little Austrian, you two call?Yang Yang: call me.Bridge: call me BridgeA small pan (carrying luggage, dressed in a rustic, accent): This is room 267?Bridge: Yes, you are? Funny piecesA small pan (side luggage said): I am No. four bed pan. The car is late, no, just arrived.Yang (pick up the luggage): are you alone?Pan: Yes, my family there work too busy, oneself to[someone under the window shout small Austria]Little Austria: oh. Let's go. It's all right. It's all arranged. I'll call you both at night!Bridge: who?Obama: my father and mother, all right, let's brother after a few happy life that will begin!Pan: I said, we quickly pack up, a little downstairs aunt urged usBridge: do not ah, not anxious not urgent! Small Austria is right, today we are roommates, we must celebrate ah!Little Austria: hey!Bridge: what? Don't say you don't go!Olivia: when I just entered the school gate after seeing a sell chicken is good, let's go there to solve?Yang: good ah!Bridge: walk!(little pan hesitated, with the next)