假如我是一个魔法师，我要让仙人掌成为所有花草树木的守护神。如果有人破坏

假如我是一个魔法师，我要让仙人掌成为所有花草树木的守护神。如果有人破坏花草树木，仙人掌就会让他们受点皮肉之苦，让他们永远不会破坏花草树木。

結果 (英文) 1:

If I were a magician, I want cactus became the patron saint of all the plants and trees. If someone damaged trees and flowers, cactus will make them by the point of physical pain, so that they will never destroy the flowers and trees.

結果 (英文) 2:

If I was a magician, I want the cactus as all the plants and trees. If someone destroy the flowers and plants trees, cacti can let them suffer pain, so that they will never destroy the flowers and plants trees.

結果 (英文) 3:

If I were a magician, I'm going to make Cactus became the patron saint of all the plants and trees. If someone destroyed plants and trees, cacti will make them suffer from the flesh, so that they will never damage plants and trees.