Eighty-year-old retired tailor, Jam

Eighty-year-old retired tailor, James McKay, spent Saturday night in jail after hitting thirty-year-old Keith Smith over the head with his walking stick. McKay's wife, Laurene told us that while McKay is usually a peaceful person, he had been driven to this act of violence by getting wet just once too often.
Smith lives above the McKays and it appears that not only is he a keen gardener, he is also a fish collector. Unfortunately for him, the water he sent over his balcony every day ended up on the McKay's, or too often, on the McKays themselves.
“For the last fortnight, since Smith moved into the flat above us, we have hardly dared go onto our balcony,” said Laurene. She added that it wasn't so much the water falling onto their balcony from Smith watering his plants that bothered them, it was more the way he cleaned his fish tanks. “We'd be sitting there happily reading our newspapers, when suddenly so much water would come from above that we'd be as wet as if we'd showered with our clothes on! Neither could we get rid of the smell of fish!”
And on Saturday evening it was just too much. “It was James' birthday,” explained Laurene, “and I'd made him a birthday cake. The candles were a great sight as you can imagine, but James didn't get to blow them out.”
Instead, Smith emptied one of his larger tanks over his balcony and both the McKays and the cake were wet through. Rarely had Laurene seen McKay move so fast. “I couldn't stop him. He was up there in a flash. It was the fastest I'd seen him move since 1964.”
Smith is not going to take things further with the police. He has also promised to change his ways from now on. And what of James McKay? As he left the police station a large crowd of supporters sang him, “Happy Birthday”. “Definitely the most exciting birthday ever!” said the cheerful old man. “The best since my adolescence I'd say!”

結果 (中文) 1:

八十岁的退休的裁缝，詹姆斯 · 麦凯，花星期六晚上在监狱里打三十岁基思 · 史密斯是用他的手杖在头后。麦凯的妻子劳伦娜告诉我们，麦凯通常是一个平静的人，他受到了对这一暴力的行为只是一次太常常弄湿。史密斯住在上面的 McKays 和看来，不只是他一个敏锐的园丁，他也是鱼类收藏家。不幸的是他，水他在他的阳台每天送麦凯，或太多的时候，McKays 自己而告终。"最近两个星期，因为史密斯搬到楼上我们，我们有几乎不敢去到我们的阳台上，"劳伦说。她补充说，它不是从史密斯给他困扰他们的植物浇水时落到阳台的这么多水，而是他清洁鱼缸的更多方式。"我们会坐在那里愉快地阅读我们的报纸，当突然间很多水就会从上面好像我们洗了个澡用我们的衣服上，我们会像湿 ！既不能我们摆脱鱼的味道 ！"在星期六晚上它实在太累。"这是詹姆斯的生日，"解释劳伦，"和我给他一个生日蛋糕。蜡烛，一个伟大的景象你可以想象，但詹姆斯没吹熄这些蜡烛"。而在此基础上，史密斯在他的阳台清空了他更大的坦克之一，McKays 和蛋糕的湿透了。劳伦很少看到麦凯速度如此之快。"我不能阻止他。他在那里在 flash 中。这是我看到过他自 1964 年以来移动速度最快。史密斯不会与警方采取进一步的东西。他还承诺，从现在开始改变他的方式。詹姆斯 · 麦凯又会如何？当他离开警察局一大群支持者唱起他，"生日快乐"。"这绝对是最令人兴奋的生日 ！"老人说，性格开朗。"我会说我的青春期以来最好 ！"

結果 (中文) 3:

八十岁的退休裁缝，杰姆斯麦凯，花了星期六晚上在监狱里打三十岁的基思史密斯在拐杖头后。麦凯的妻子Laurene告诉我们尽管麦凯通常是一个爱好和平的人，他已经被淋湿的只是又一次推动了这次暴力行动。史密斯在麦凯和看来，他不仅是一位热心的园丁，他也是一个集鱼器。不幸的是他，他在他的阳台每天结束对麦凯的水，或经常在麦凯的自己。“过去的两周，因为史密斯搬进这个公寓我们上面，我们几乎不敢走到阳台上，说：”劳伦。她说，这不是这么多的水洒到阳台上史密斯浇花打扰他们，更多的是他那样清洁鱼缸。“我们会坐在那里高兴地读报纸，突然这么多水会从天而降，我们会湿如果我们把我们的衣服！我们也不可能摆脱鱼的味道！“而在星期六晚上，它只是太多了。“这是杰姆斯的生日，解释说：”也，“我给他做了一个生日蛋糕。你能想象到的蜡烛是一个伟大的景象，但杰姆斯并没有把他们吹出来。”相反，史密斯清空一个他的大坦克在他的阳台的麦凯和蛋糕都湿透了。很少看到这么快行动劳伦麦凯。“我不能阻止他。他在一瞬间就在那里。这是我最快的看到他从1964移动。”史密斯不会采取进一步的事情跟警察。他还承诺从现在开始改变自己的方式。杰姆斯和麦凯的什么？当他离开警察局的一大群支持者唱他，“生日快乐”。“绝对是最令人激动的生日！“快乐的老人说。“从我的青春期以来最好的，我会说！“