Stan opened his mouth to ask Paige if she was ready, but to
his surprise said, "Let's give Paige what she
deserves." and immediately began to saw into the box.
Paige screamed, "I'm not ready. My feet are stuck."
Stan thought that she was very good at acting panicked. Then the
teeth of the saw touched Paige's flesh, she shrieked, and Stan
became worried at meeting some resistance, but he found he could
not stop. He kept on sawing and Paige kept screaming and blood
began to flow through the slot in the bottom of the box. When
Stan had completed the cut, he inserted the blades in her middle
and went to tickle her bare feet. The audience was silent, and
Paige was whimpering. When Stan tickled her feet, her reaction
was unexpected. She somehow managed to scream, giggle and swear
all at once. The air turned a rather dark shade of blue. Then
Stan was surprised to find he had his saw in hand again. He began
to saw the table length-ways, starting between Paige's ankles,
When he reached the point where Paige's legs met she began to
scream blue murder again. Stan removed the blades he had put in,
then continue sawing up Paige's middle until he reached the end
of the box, when he proceeded to saw through Paige's neck. He
then put down the saw.