Do you remember your first days of

Do you remember your first days of college – I do. We were divided up into groups for orientation. In charge of each set of freshmen was an older student. The leader of my group was a sophomore education major who introduced herself as Michelle. I looked her over as we learned everyone's names and was happy that her blue orientation leader T-shirt was somewhat clingy. Her lightly tanned legs were also distracting, and they kept my attention as we started to play kindergartenish games, more for the purpose of learning everyone's name than anything else.

I remember at one point, I had to go and get a drink of water. When I came back, everyone was paired up playing Leap Frog. "Why," I thought to myself, "do we have to play these embarrassing games."

Suddenly, my arm was jerked sideways, and I was starring into Michelle's brown eyes. "You don't have a partner," she said playfully as a smirk spread across her face. I was rather nervous and embarrassed at this point, but I remember looking as she bent over in front of me. Her jean shorts pulled tight around her hips, and her shirt rode up her back. I jumped over her…

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I was walking into the school's theater for the second time during orientation weekend. It was a fairly small, private college, but through donations from alumni, they had a built a large auditorium. The last of the parents helping the students move in had left yesterday, and all of the new freshmen were waiting for the final day of orientation to end.

As the lights dimmed over the audience, the head of the orientation ran out from behind the dark blue curtain. "Well, have you had fun this weekend?" he shouted.

Thinking back on the short programs they had used to let us get to know our fellow students, I agreed (with everyone else) that I had.

The orientation leader continued, "We have one more section of our orientation before dismissing you back to the dorms. May I present your host for this evening, Mr. Victor Lloyd."

The orientation leader left the stage into the audience as another man, dressed casually in jeans and a blue T-shirt, slipped out from behind the curtain. He held up his hand to the light round of clapping, "Thank you. I know this isn't much of a sports school, but I did notice you have a cheerleading squad here. I've asked them for their help this evening, so will they come on out." He raised his arm to direct those of us in the audience to the side of the stage where four energetic girls came cartwheeling and bouncing out in white and blue cheerleading outfits.

Victor continued, "I hope you all have a magical first year at school, and just to make sure you do, I'm going to start it off with a little magic." He turned to the cheerleaders standing in a clump next to him. "I thought there was one more of you?" he questioned.

An attractive blonde cheerleader answered, "Michelle, she's not out here yet."

Victor asked, "Are you the captain of the squad?"

The blonde nodded, "I'm Stephanie."

"Well we can't wait for late people." He turned to us, "that's a valuable college lesson for your classes as well." Victor pointed at the blue curtain and it was pulled open. Backstage, there was complete darkness. Addressing Stephanie he said, "How about you four go backstage and one of my assistants will tell you what to bring out." The cheerleaders disappeared into the darkness.

Victor began talking to the audience, "I heard before I came out that you enjoyed the orientation. Let's thank the orientation leaders again then." The auditorium became filled with enthusiastic clapping.

As the applause died out, Victor turned backstage. The cheerleaders came forward pushing a long, narrow, metal table with a set of padded boards standing about five and a half feet above the surface in the vague outline of a person with several metal and leather cuffs fastened to the boards. Lying on the table was what appeared to be two gigantic steel blades. Even the table itself looked odd, with a crank just off center. The table was divided in the middle, and each half had a set of four legs underneath set upon wheels. The only thing that seemed to hold the table together was the clasp that you could see in front, and as the girls turned the table in a circle, the identical one in back.

"I'm rather proud of this contraption," Victor stated. "Let me point out a few of its main features. The backboard here," he hit the red padding with the palm of his hand, "is divided first of all in half from the top down to the table's surface. If you can see the crack between the two tables, it's even with that. As you can see each half of the table has only a few inches of board width, but it stands high above it." Then he motioned about halfway up the boards, "Each half of the boards are divided into an upper and lower section." He lowered his hand to the large steel hand crank that resembled those found on early cars, which hung underneath the table. "This crank controls these boards." He

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你还记得你第一天的大学 — — 我做。我们被分成组为取向。负责新生每套是年纪大的学生。我的领导人是小组的二年级教育专业谁介绍说她是小组的米歇尔。我打量了她一番，我们学会了每个人的名字，很高兴她的蓝色方向领袖 t 恤是有点粘。她轻轻地晒得黑黑的双腿也让人分心，和他们保持我的注意力，我们开始玩 kindergartenish 的游戏，更是为了学习每个人的名字比任何别的。我记得在某一时刻，不得不去，喝一杯水。当我回来之后时，每个人都被配对玩跳跃的青蛙。"为什么，"我想对自己说，"我们没有做这些令人尴尬的游戏。"突然，我的手臂被猛地侧身，和我主演米歇尔的棕色眼睛。"你没有伴侣，"她作为遍布她的脸傻笑开玩笑地说。我宁愿紧张和尴尬在这一点上，但我记得看她弯下身去在我的面前。她的牛仔短裤拉紧她的臀部，和她的衬衫骑着她的背。我跳过了她......___________________________我在取向周末期间第二次走进学校的剧院。它是相当小的私人的大学，但通过校友的捐款，他们有一个建一座大型礼堂。昨天，就离开了父母帮助学生在中移动的最后，所有的新生都等待方向结束的最后一天。在观众席灯光暗了下来，头部方向窜了出来暗蓝色的窗帘。"好吧，你有乐趣这周末吗？"他喊道。思考的短的程序，他们已经用让我们了解我们的同学们，我同意 （别人），我有。取向的领导人继续，"我们有我们的方向在解雇你回宿舍之前的一个部分。请允许我介绍您的主机为今天晚上，维克托 · 劳埃德先生"。作为另一个男人，随随便便穿着牛仔裤和一件蓝色的上衣，观众席中离开了舞台的方向领袖躲在窗帘后面溜了出来。他举起他的手对光轮的掌声，"谢谢你。我知道这并不是一所体育学校，但我没有注意到你这里有啦啦队。我询问了他们的他们的帮助，今天晚上，所以他们会来了."他举起手臂来指导我们这些观众侧的 cartwheeling 和在白色和蓝色的啦啦队服饰弹跳出充满活力的四个女孩是哪里来的阶段。维克托继续说，"我希望你们都有一种魔力第一年在学校里，并要保证你做的是，我要开始讲一个小魔术。他转身对站在他旁边的一丛啦啦队。"我以为有多了一个人的你吗？"他问。有吸引力的金发啦啦队长回答说，"米歇尔，她还不出这里"。维克托问，"你是球队的队长吗？"金发碧眼的女人点了点头，"我是斯蒂芬妮。"好我们不能等待迟到的人。他转向我们，"这是您的类以及一个宝贵的大学的教训"。维克多指着蓝色的窗帘，它被拉开。后台，有一片漆黑。解决斯蒂芬妮说:"怎么样你们四个去后台，我的助手之一将告诉你怎样带出。啦啦队长们消失在黑暗。维克托开始与观众进行交流，"之前我听到我出来你喜欢的方向。让我们感谢取向领导人再。礼堂里装满了热烈鼓掌。掌声一死，维克托后台打开。啦啦队员走上前来推狭长的金属表与一组站在大约五个半英尺以上的人与几个金属和皮革袖口的模糊轮廓表面的填充板紧固到议会。躺在桌子上是什么似乎是两个巨大的钢刀片。即使表本身显得有些奇怪，只是偏离中心的曲柄。表被划分在中间，和每个半有四条腿，下面设置后车轮一套。唯一似乎要维系表是扣你可以看到在前面，和作为女孩转身表在一个圆圈，一个相同的。维克托说，"我宁愿骄傲的这玩意儿，"。"让我指出几个主要功能。篮板在这里，"他打红填充与他的手掌，"分为首先从表的表面上的一半。如果你能看到两个表之间的裂缝，正是甚至在这。正如你可以看到表的每个半有只有几英寸的板宽，但是它上面高高屹立。然后他示意关于中途上板，"每个半场板分为上部和下部的部分。"他放下手到类似于那些早期的汽车，挂在桌子底下发现大型钢手曲柄。"这曲柄控制这些主板。他

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你还记得你第一天的大学我做的吗。我们被分为一组，为方向。在每一套大学新生中，都是一个大一点的学生。我的领导是一个大二的教育专业，他介绍自己是米歇尔。我看着她，我们知道每个人的名字，很高兴，她蓝色T恤有点粘人方向的领导者。她晒黑，腿也被分散，他们把我的注意，我们开始玩kindergartenish游戏，更多的学习每个人的名字比任何其他的目的。我记得在一个点上，我得去喝一杯水。当我回来时，每个人都被配对玩跳跃的青蛙。”“为什么，”我想，“我们必须玩这些令人尴尬的游戏。”突然，我的胳膊突然侧身，我主演米歇尔的眼睛是褐色的。”你不有一个合作伙伴，”她调皮地说是在她脸上得意的笑蔓延。在这一点上我是相当紧张和尴尬的，但我记得她在我面前弯着身子。她臀部的牛仔短裤紧紧地拉住她的臀部，她的衬衫上了她。我跳过了她…___________________________在周末的时候，我在学校的剧院里散步。这是一个相当小的私立大学，但通过校友捐赠，他们建立了一个大礼堂。最后一个家长帮助学生在昨天离开，所有的新生都在等待最后一天的定向到结束。当灯光暗下来的观众，头的方向跑了从背后的深蓝色窗帘。这个周末你玩得很开心吗？”他喊道。回想过去，他们曾经让我们了解我们的同学，我同意（与其他人），我有。定位领导人继续说，“在解雇你回宿舍我们定位一节。劳埃德先生，今天晚上我可以介绍你的主人。”这个方向的领导把舞台变成了另一个人，穿着随便的牛仔裤和蓝色T恤，从背后悄悄溜出。他举起手来向四周的光拍拍手，“谢谢你。我知道这可能不是一个体育学校，但我没有注意到你在这里有一个啦啦队。我要求他们帮助，今天晚上，所以他们将出来。”他举起手臂直接在观众的我们这些在四个充满活力的女孩来到Cartwheeling和弹跳出来的白色和蓝色的啦啦队服装舞台边。维克多继续说，“我希望你们都有一个神奇的上学的第一年，就一定要做，我要开始了一个小魔术。”他转向站在他旁边的一丛的啦啦队。”我还以为你有更多的人？他质疑。一个漂亮的金发啦啦队长回答说，“米歇尔，她不在这儿呢。”他问：“你是队长的队长吗？”金发女郎点了点头，“我是斯蒂芬妮。”“好吧，我们等不及了，”他转身对我们说，“这是你们班上的一个宝贵的大学课程。”。在后台，有完全的黑暗。对斯蒂芬妮说：“你四去后台和我的一个助手会告诉你要带什么东西出来。”啦啦队消失在黑暗中。胜利开始和观众交谈，“我听说你很喜欢这个方向。让我们再次感谢“方向”的领导，“礼堂里充满了热烈的掌声。当掌声熄灭，胜利者转身后台。啦啦队员上前推长，窄，一套衬板站五英尺半个多金属和皮革袖口的人的模糊轮廓表面上方固定在板的金属表。躺在桌子上的是两只巨大的钢片。甚至连桌子都显得有点奇怪，一个曲柄刚离开中心。该表被分为中间，每半有一套四腿下面设置在车轮。唯一的一件事，似乎把桌子放在一起是你可以看到前面的一个扣子，当女孩把桌子放在一个圆圈里，后面的那个一模一样的。“我这玩意儿而自豪，”维克多说。”让我指出几个主要特点。这里的篮板，”他用手掌打红填充，“分一半先从上到下表的表面。如果你能看到这两张桌子之间的裂缝，那就是。你可以看到每个一半的桌上只有几英寸宽，但是它高高在上。”然后他示意在半路上的板，每一半的板分为上部和下部的。”他放下手的大钢手摇相似在早期的汽车，挂在桌子底下。”这个曲柄控制这些板。