1. Tear open the alcohol wipe swab. Clean your screen real good, seriously. Look, you have one shot, one opportunity.
2. Buff it now, buff it real good. Every streak, every smudge. You're about to make a major commitment here.
3. One last polish and then don't touch it. Let it rest for a second. Even if you get a text. Don't touch it, you can text Jennifer back later, its not imperative you respond to her now. She is so needy.
4. Remove the screen protector from its sleeve. This is about to get real as removing residual candle wax from candle jars. That Snapguide blew up! She followed with blanching Asparagus though? J. Angel?
5. The moment of truth is near. Carefully peel back the protective film. Deep breath. Charles was getting so nervous, but he hung in there and nailed the pictures like a soldier.
6. I know your palms are sweaty, knees are weak, arms are heavy. On the surface though, you look calm and ready.
7. Line up the home button and speaker grill. Lay it down with grace. Once it's on it's on, not playing games with you. No second chances. Do this correctly and prepare yourself to be amazed.