Mulan: okay, okay, how about this? Ahem, excuse me, where do I sign in? Hah, I see you have a sword, I have one too, they’re very manly and tough. I’m working on it , who am I fooling? it’s going to take a miracle to get me into the army.
Mushu: Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say aye!
Mulan: Ahhhhhh.
Mushu: that’s close enough.
Mulan: ghost.
Mushu: get ready Mulan your serpentine salvation is at hand. For I have been sent by your ancestors –to guide you through your masquerade. You’re gonna stay you’re gonna work, heed my word .cause if the army finds out that you are a girl, the penalty is death.
Mulan: who are you?
Mushu: who am I ? who am I ? I am the guardian of lost souls. I am the powerful , the pleasurable the indestructible Mushu ! oh hah, pretty hot, huh?
Mulan: ah my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?
Mushu: hey dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing
Mulan: you’re uh…..
Mushu: intimidating? awe inspiring?
Mulan: tiny.
Mushu: of course I’m travel size for your convenience. If I was my real size .your cow here would die of fright . down Bessy ,my powers are beyond your mortal imagination . my eyes can see straight through your armor. Ow , all right . that it ! dishonor!dishonor on your whole family. Make a note of this dishonor on you .dishonor on your cow .
Mulan: stop! I’m sorry, I’m sorry ,I’m just nervous. I’ve never done this before.
Mushu: then you’re gonna have to trust me ,and don’t you slap me more .we clear on that ?all right , okey dokey . let’s get this show on the road. Cri-kee, get the bags let’s move it heifer.
Mushu: okay this is it ,time to show ‘em your man walk shoulders back, chest high ,feet apart. Head up ,and strut2,3,break it down 2,3,and work it ,beautiful isn’t it?