Today, I woke up, put on my green s

Today, I woke up, put on my green sock--the one with just three holes--because I knew today was going to be extraordinary. Then when I fell down my steps and the neighbor dog just licked me instead of tinkling on me my feelings were confirmed. So I say hell yes--excuse my language--no! hell yes it is! I will help you. What can I do for you? Would you like a slice of pie?

MARY: No. No. Thank you, but no, not at the moment. Do you know how to make a
tourniquet?

JOE: Well, of course. I am a learn-ed man, you know.

MARY: Could you please take my shirt and--

JOE: My name's Joe. What's yours?

MARY: Mary, Joe.

JOE: Mary Joe? No kidding. It's like fate. It's it's like we're fated together. We have the same names--

MARY: No, no, no. It's just Mary. I was calling you by your name--

JOE: Oh, oh, of course. Right. I'm so silly. I don't know what my problem is. I just, I just want everything to be perfect with the new people I meet, I want to fall in love you see, and when you said your name was Mary Joe, well then I thought praise God here she is the woman of my dreams, my Aphrodite, my Mary Joe--

MARY: Joe, I don't mean to be rude, but the blood's coming very quickly and I can't help myself. I need your help.

JOE: It's my appearance. I repulse you, don't I?

MARY: No, of course not. It's just...I'm. Joe! I'm bleeding to death. I need your help.

JOE: Oh now you need my help. First I repulse you just because I'm missing a couple limbs and now you need my help. Isn't that just like a woman?

MARY: Excuse me?

JOE: I loved you, Mary. And I thought you could love me too, but now--

MARY: Joe! Either help me or don't. （weak）

[MARY begins to lose consciousness but JOE does not notice.]

JOE: Well, I could make you a tourniquet. With your shirt there, seeing as you're not wearing it at the moment.Okay, let's do it.

JOE: Can you hold the one end while I ... Mary! Mary!

[She is not responding so JOE, ties the tourniquet very quickly. Even though the tourniquet is tied MARY is not responding. He thinks about giving her mouth to mouth.]

JOE: Okay, Joe, you can do this. You have to do this. After all, it is your Mary Joe. I am confident my head will not fall off if I give her mouth to mouth...maybe just my lips will, my lips and my hands, that's not so bad, right?

[The Police Officer enters.]

POLICE OFFICER: Excuse me, Son. But what do you think you're doing?

JOE: Well, nothing, Officer. I'm just trying to save this woman's --

POLICE OFFICER: Save it for the Judge. You think I don't know who you are. You're under arrest.

JOE: Under arrest? For what?

POLICE OFFICER: Because you want to violate the reputation of the lady .

JOE: She asked for my help!

POLICE OFFICER: A likely story. Come with me.

JOE: She needs our help!

POLICE OFFICER: I'm not asking you again.

[The OFFICER advances on JOE who punches him and knocks him out. ］

結果 (中文) 1:

Today, I woke up, put on my green sock--the one with just three holes--because I knew today was going to be extraordinary. Then when I fell down my steps and the neighbor dog just licked me instead of tinkling on me my feelings were confirmed. So I say hell yes--excuse my language--no! hell yes it is! I will help you. What can I do for you? Would you like a slice of pie?MARY: No. No. Thank you, but no, not at the moment. Do you know how to make atourniquet?JOE: Well, of course. I am a learn-ed man, you know.MARY: Could you please take my shirt and--JOE: My name's Joe. What's yours?MARY: Mary, Joe.JOE: Mary Joe? No kidding. It's like fate. It's it's like we're fated together. We have the same names--MARY: No, no, no. It's just Mary. I was calling you by your name--JOE: Oh, oh, of course. Right. I'm so silly. I don't know what my problem is. I just, I just want everything to be perfect with the new people I meet, I want to fall in love you see, and when you said your name was Mary Joe, well then I thought praise God here she is the woman of my dreams, my Aphrodite, my Mary Joe--MARY: Joe, I don't mean to be rude, but the blood's coming very quickly and I can't help myself. I need your help.JOE: It's my appearance. I repulse you, don't I?MARY: No, of course not. It's just...I'm. Joe! I'm bleeding to death. I need your help.JOE: Oh now you need my help. First I repulse you just because I'm missing a couple limbs and now you need my help. Isn't that just like a woman?玛丽: 请原谅我吗?乔: 我爱你，玛丽。所以你也可以爱我，但现在 — —玛丽: 乔!帮我，或不。(弱)[玛丽开始失去意识，但乔不注意]。乔: 好吧，我能让你止血带。与你的衬衫在那里，看到你不穿的时候那一刻。好吧，让我们做它。乔: 你能当我一端...玛丽!玛丽![她没有响应所以乔，很快联系止血带。尽管并列止血带玛丽没有响应。他认为关于给予她嘴对嘴的时候。]乔: 好吧，乔，你能做这。你必须这样做。毕竟，它是你玛丽乔。我深信我的头不会掉下来如果我给她的嘴嘴...也许只是我的双唇会我的嘴唇和我的手，那不那么糟糕，是吧?[警务人员进入]。警务人员: 对不起，儿子，你能告诉我。但你认为你在做什么?乔: 好的没什么，干事。我只想救这个女人 — —警务人员: 将它保存为法官。你以为我不知道你是谁。你被逮捕。乔: 被逮捕?为什么？警务人员: 因为你想要违背这位女士的声誉。乔: 她叫我帮忙!警务人员: 一个可能的故事。跟我来。乔: 她需要我们的帮助!警官: 我不是你再一次。[官进展乔出拳他和击倒他。]

結果 (中文) 3:

今天，我醒了，穿上了我的绿色袜子--一只三个洞，因为我知道今天会很不平凡。当我跌倒了我的脚步和邻居的狗刚刚舔了我而不是我我的感觉被证实了叮当。所以我说地狱是的--请原谅我的语言--不！是的，是的！我会帮助你。我能为你做什么？你想要一块馅饼吗？玛丽：不。谢谢，但不，不在那一刻。你知道如何做
止血带？乔：当然，当然。我是一个学习的人，你知道。玛丽：你能把我的衬衫和-乔：我的名字是乔。你是什么？玛丽，玛丽，乔。乔：乔？玛丽？别开玩笑。这就像是命运。这就像我们注定在一起。我们有相同的名字--玛丽，不，不，不，这只是玛丽。我是你的名字叫你-乔：哦，哦，当然。是的我太傻了。我不知道我的问题是什么。我只是，我只是希望一切都是完美的我遇到新的人，我要爱上你看，当你说你的名字是玛丽乔，那么我想赞美神，她是我的梦想，我的女人我的阿佛洛狄忒，玛丽乔——玛丽：乔，

我不想无礼，但是血快来了，我不能帮助自己。我需要你的帮助。乔：这是我的外貌。我拒绝你，不是吗？玛丽：不，当然不。这只是……我乔！我流血致死。我需要你的帮助。乔：哦，现在你需要我的帮助。首先我拒绝你只是因为我错过了一对夫妇的四肢和你现在需要我的帮助。这不只是一个女人吗？玛丽：对不起？乔：我爱你，玛丽。我还以为你也可以爱我，但现在玛丽-乔！要么帮我或不。（弱）

[玛丽开始失去意识，但乔没有注意到。]

乔：好吧，我可以让你一个止血带。有你的衬衫在那里，看到你不戴它的时刻，好吧，让我们这样做吧。乔：你能在我的最后一个结束吗…玛丽！玛丽！[她没有回应乔，关系很快止血。虽然玛丽没有回应扎止血带。他想给她的嘴，乔：好吧，乔，你可以这样做。你必须这样做。毕竟，这是你的乔玛丽。我相信我的头不会脱落，如果我给她的嘴……也许只是我的嘴唇，我的嘴唇和我的手，这不是那么坏，对不对？[警察官员进入。警察官员：对不起，儿子。但是你认为你在做什么？乔：好，没有什么，警官。我只是想救这个女人的，警察官员：为了法官。你以为我不知道你是谁。你被捕了，乔：被捕了？为了什么？警察官员：因为你想侵犯这位女士的名誉。乔：她要我帮忙！警察官员：一个可能的故事。乔：她需要我们的帮助！警察官员：我不会再问你了，“”，乔的警官在打他，把他击倒了。］