★ Shoppingforgoods
Awomanmeanttocallarecordstorebutdialedthewrongnumberandgotaprivatehomeinstead.
“Doyouhave‘EyesofBlue‘and‘ALoveSupreme‘?“sheasked.
“Well,no,“answeredthepuzzledhomeowner.“ButIhaveawifeandelevenchildren.“
“Isthatarecord?“sheinquired.
“Idon‘tthinkso,“repliedtheman,“butit‘sascloseasIwanttoget.“