Sasuke choked on another lungful of

Sasuke choked on another lungful of air. "Like hell I will!I was here first, so you and your 'destined' blow-up doll can move it to the nearest nut-house."

The man gave a long-suffering sigh. "Look, I know it sounds crazy, and believe me I thought so too. But you have to admit that it is all too crazy just to be a coincidence. Trust me; I am one of the biggest critics of fate and those who enslave themselves to the thought of it. On the other hand, this is just too weird."

Sasuke snorted. "Trust you? For all I know, you are some crazy stalker, who just made all that dream stuff up. Which is simply further proof that you are insane. Why am I even arguing with you? Go away, you're annoying."

With that, Sasuke crossed his arms and looked off to the side; one of his more effective dismissive gestures. The blond sighed again.

"Look Destiny..."

" v Sasuke!"

"My bad, Sasuke. Are you saying that you aren't the least bit interested in getting to know me?"

"..."

"You aren't attracted to me, maybe even a little?"

"..."

"Because, destiny stuff aside, I think you're kind of hot." Sasuke bristled in spite himself.

"Kind of?" The blond quickly attempted to correct his faux pas.

"I mean you're hot. I think you're hot. Most definitely, smoking hot! You...You're melting the snow." Sasuke appeared mollified, and resumed the pretence of ignoring the other man. The latter gave great care to hiding a smile. It hadn't even occurred to him to ask if Sasuke was attracted to men, but the issue now seemed moot.

"So are you?"

"Am I what?"

"Attracted to me. Even a little?"

"Please, get over yourself moron. You just sprang your destiny crap on me fifteen minutes ago."

Sasuke had never thought of himself as a hypocrite, until that moment. Or a liar for that fact. In the last few minutes, his hormones had been kicked into overdrive. It led him to the conclusion that he needed to get laid more, so he wasn't vulnerable to asses like this. Honestly, the man wasn't even that good-looking. Okay, so he was... but he was a moron, and that should have cancelled it out.

結果 (中文) 1:

佐助噎住了另一个用力的空气。"像地狱会了 ！我是在这里第一次，所以你和你的 '注定' 充气娃娃可以将它移动到最近的坚果房子。那人发出长叹了一口气。"你看，我知道它听起来很疯狂，并且相信我我也这样认为。但你不得不承认，它是所有太疯狂只是并不是巧合。相信我;我的命运和那些奴役自己对它的想法的人最大的批评者之一。另一方面，这是太奇怪。佐助哼了一声。"信任你吗？就我所知，你是一些疯狂的缠扰，刚才所有梦想的东西。这是只是进一步证明你是疯了。为什么我会有这甚至的争吵你？请走开，你惹人厌。这，佐助交叉双臂和关闭侧过头去;他更有效的不屑一顾手势之一。金发女郎又叹了一口气。"看命运......""v 佐助 ！""我的坏，佐助。你是说，你不一点兴趣让我知道吗？""...""你不吸引我，也许甚至有点吗？""...""因为命运的东西放在一边，我认为你有点热"。佐助被激怒的怨恨自己。"什么样的？"金发女郎很快试图纠正他的失礼。"我的意思是你很性感。我觉得你很性感。最肯定的火辣性感 ！你......你正在融化的雪。佐助出现平静，又无视其他人的借口。后者体现了非常小心隐藏的微笑。它甚至没想到他想问是否佐助被吸引男性，但这一问题现在似乎没有实际意义。"所以你是吗？""我是什么？"吸引我。哪怕只有一点点？""请克服自己的白痴。你只是一跃而起你命运废话我十五分钟前"。佐助从未想过自己作为一个伪君子，直到那一刻。或为这一事实是个骗子。最后几分钟，超速，被踢了他的激素。它带领他的结论是，他需要上床更多，所以他不容易受到这样的驴。老实说，这个人甚至都没有那么帅。好吧，所以他是......，但他是个笨蛋，和，应该取消。

結果 (中文) 3:

佐助哽咽一口气。”像地狱我会！我是第一个在这里，所以你和你的"注定"吹了娃娃可以把它到最近的坚果屋。”这人叹了口气。”听着，我知道这听起来很疯狂，相信我，我也这么认为。但你必须承认，这是太疯狂只是一个巧合。相信我；我是一个命运的最大的批评者和那些奴役自己的思想。另一方面，这是太奇怪了。”佐助哼了一声。”信任你？我所知道的是，你有一些疯狂的死缠烂打，谁让所有梦想的东西。这只是进一步证明你是疯了。为什么我甚至和你争吵呢？走开，你很烦人。”这样，Sasuke双臂交叉，看着一旁；他的一个更有效的轻蔑的手势。金发又叹了口气。“看命运……”“V佐助！”“是我不好，Sasuke。你是说你对了解我一点也不感兴趣吗？”“…”“你不被我吸引，也许一点也不吸引？”“…”“因为，命运的东西之外，我觉得你有点热。”Sasuke表示，尽管自己。“哪种？”金发很快试图纠正自己的失言。“我的意思是你很热。我想你是热的。最肯定的是，吸烟热！你…你是融化的雪。”Sasuke出现了，并且又忽略了其他人的借口。后者给了很好的照顾隐藏一个微笑。它甚至没有想到去问Sasuke的男人所吸引，但现在的问题似乎毫无意义。“你也这样？”“我是什么？”“吸引我。甚至有一点？”“请，获得超过自己的白痴。十五分钟前，你就在我的命运上跳了起来。”佐助从来没有认为自己是一个伪君子，直到那一刻。或是一个骗子的事实。在最后几分钟，一直踢到过他的荷尔蒙。这使他得出的结论是，他需要得到更多的奠定，所以他不容易受到这样的评价。老实说，男人甚至不那么好看。好吧，所以他是…但他是一个笨蛋，那应该取消了。