开学点名 学校开学点名，有一个班主任别出心裁，对学生说：“我念学号，你

开学点名
学校开学点名，有一个班主任别出心裁，对学生说：“我念学号，你们自己报一下名字，这样大家就认识了，好不好？”
“001号！”
“报告老师，我姓焦，我叫焦配。” 老师有点晕，问道：“这是谁给你取的？”
“我爹。” “你爹是干什么的？”
“开种猪厂的！”
“002号！”
一个女生站起来：“报告老师，我姓张，我叫张德开。”
“003号！”
“报告老师，我是张德开的孪生弟弟，我叫张不开。” “这是谁给你们起的名？”
“是我爸，他是卖钳子的。” 老师赶紧喝了口水。
“004号！”
“报告老师，我姓区（这个字念”欧”）我叫区夜（哦也），这是我妈给我取的名，她说生我的时候刚好打爆了一个电脑游戏。” 老师的心脏有点不舒服了。
“005号！”
“报告老师，甘妮娘！” “你怎么骂人啊？！”
“没有啊！老师，我是说我姓甘，叫甘妮酿，我老爸是造酒的。” 老师吃了一片药。
006号！”
“老师，我姓苟，叫苟不理。”
“你老爸是开包子铺的吧？！”
“老师，您真聪明！” 老师已经有点站不稳了。

結果 (英文) 3:

The school named
school attendance, there is a class of students to create new styles, said: "I read science, you name your own newspaper, so that everyone would know, OK?"
"No. 001!"
"report of the teacher, my name is coke, coke with my name." The teacher is a bit dizzy, asked: "who is it for you to take?"
"my dad." "Your dad is stem what?"
"open pig factory!"
"No. 002!"
a girl stood up: "report of the teacher, my name is Zhang, my name is Zhang Dekai."
"No. 003!"
"report of the teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother, my name is Zhang bukai."" this is who gives you the name?"
"is my father, he is selling pliers." The teacher hurriedly drank saliva.
"No. 004!"
"report of the teacher, my name is district (read the word" Europe ") I'm district (oh yeah) night, this is my mother gave me the name, she said when I health Dabao just a computer game." The teacher in the heart a little uncomfortable.
"No. 005!"
"report to teacher, Gan Ni niang!" "How do you curse ah?!"
"not ah! Teacher, I mean I surnamed Gan, called Gan Ni Niang, my dad is making wine." The teacher took a pill.
006!"
"teacher,I surnamed Gou, called Gou ignore."
"you father is the opening of baozi Pu?!"
"teacher, you're really smart!" The teacher has a bit shaky.