“I believe you’re the right person

“I believe you’re the right person to write an advice column (专栏) for the students called Dear Amy!” Jenny, editor of the school newspaper, said to Andy, who finally agreed to accept the job if Jenny promised not to tell it to anyone else.
At first it wasn’t too bad. Most of the letters he received were interesting and quite easy to answer. Then came a letter from a person named Joe.
“Dear Amy,” it began, “I’m in real trouble. I’ve wanted to be a songwriter all my life, but my parents don’t even let me take music lessons. I have a guitar, but they both get angry if I play. I’ve tried explaining, but they didn’t listen. I feel sad. Should I run away from home? Maybe that will make my parents agree.” The letter signed “Joe”.
Andy thought about this letter for a long time. Should he advise someone to run away from home? Probably not. But didn’t Joe have a right to be a songwriter if he wanted to? Andy thought hard, but couldn’t think out a good answer. Andy couldn’t sleep. He just worried about poor Joe.
At a bar a few days later, Eleanor, a girl in Andy’s maths class, sat down next to him and asked, “ What’s wrong with you? You look a little worried.”
“I guess I do,” said Andy.
“If you get a problem, why don’t you try writing to Dear Amy about it?” asked Eleanor.
Andy sighed. But Eleanor continued, “In fact, I guess Dear Amy is rather busy with other problems. She still hasn’t answered the phony letter I wrote her last week. You’d better read it — it may even make the most hard-hearted person cry! It was supposed to be from a songwriter named Joe.”

結果 (中文) 1:

"我相信你是合适的人来写建议专栏 (专栏) 称为亲爱的艾米的学生!"詹妮，学校报纸的编辑对 Andy，最后同意接受这份工作，如果詹妮答应不告诉任何人说。一开始它并不太坏。他收到的信大部分是有趣和很容易回答。然后将一封信来自一个名叫乔的人。"亲爱的艾米，"它开始，"我是真正的麻烦。我想要歌曲作者我所有的生活，但是我父母甚至不让我坐上音乐课。我有一把吉他，但他们都很生气如果我玩。我试过解释，但他们不听。我感到难过。我要离家出走?也许那样会让我的父母同意"。这封信签署"乔"。Andy 想到这封信很长时间。他应建议一个人离家出走呢?也许不是。但乔没有权是词曲作者，如果他想要的吗?Andy 使劲想，但不能想出一个好的答案。Andy 睡不着。他只被担心可怜的乔。在一家酒吧几天后，埃莉诺，一个女孩在 Andy 的数学课上，挨着他坐了下来，问，"什么是你的毛病吗?你看起来有点担心"。Andy 说:"我想我做的"。"是否你有一个问题，为什么不试试写到亲爱的艾米?"问埃莉诺。Andy 叹了口气。但埃莉诺接着说，"事实上，我想亲爱的艾米是相当忙着其他的问题。她仍没给我写她上个星期的假信。你最好读它 — — 它甚至可能使心肠最硬的人哭了!它本来要从歌手名为乔"。

結果 (中文) 3:

“我相信你写的一个专栏的人（专栏）的学生称为“亲爱的艾米！《学校报》的编辑，詹妮对安迪说，如果珍妮答应不告诉别人，他终于同意接受这项工作。他收到的信件很有趣，很容易回答。然后从一个人名叫乔的一封信中来了。“亲爱的艾米，”它开始了，“我真的很麻烦。我想做一个作曲家，我的生活，但我的父母甚至不让我参加音乐课。我有一把吉他，但他们都生气，如果我玩。我试过解释，但他们不听。我感到悲伤。我应该离家出走吗？也许这会让我的父母同意，“这封信签的是乔”。安迪觉得这封信很长时间。他应该建议某人离家出走吗？可能不。但是，如果他想做的话，乔有没有一个是作曲家的权利？安迪觉得很难，但没能想出一个好的答案。安迪睡不着。他只是担心可怜的乔，几天后，安迪的数学课上的一个女孩，埃利诺坐在他旁边，问，“你怎么了？”你看起来有点担心，“我想我会做的，”安迪说，“如果你有一个问题，为什么不写信给亲爱的艾米？“埃利诺问道，”安迪叹了口气。但埃利诺继续说，“事实上，我想艾米是比较忙的其他问题。她还没回答我写给她的最后一周的假。你最好看它，它甚至可以使最难的人哭！它应该是从一个名为乔的作曲家。