Regardless of their origin story, you wouldn’t want to be caught committing some nefarious act in a dark alley on a moonless night by any of these do-gooder vigilante heroes, for justice would be done. You’d be trapped in a web, bashed by a shield, blasted with energy, raked by adamantine claws, or lassoed with a golden lariat. Superheroes apparently never suffer from sleep deprivation and have chronic insomnia, which allows for a strict regimen of saving people, towns, cities, America, or the world. Additionally, as the unexhaustive list shows, well over 90% of superheroes are American men, with a few noticeable exceptions. Merica!