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If you were to objectively look at your life, I think you'll find that most of the problems you have stem from your weak, girlish grip. Remember how girls wouldn't date you in high school? That was because they could see you straining to hold your backpack strap. You know how you are tripping all the time? It's because your soft, dainty hands can't tie a tight knot in your shoelaces. You know how your friends are always falling to their deaths? That's because you lose your grip when they've been pushed off of a cliff by a villain and you're holding onto them with one hand. Let's face the facts here, man : your grip game is weak and it's time to step it up.

Captains of Crush Hand Grippers will help you do this. These well-built little devices will help you turn that soft breeze of a handshake into hurricane of power with gale force winds. People will be naming your handshake like they do with tropical storms. Girls will fall in love with the quiet, masculine power that courses through your hands after you've worked your way through a CoC gripper or two. Do you remember that scene in Predator where Dutch and Dillon do that handshake? If you watched Predator as a kid, you probably remember this as the moment you started puberty. If you watched Predator as an adult, you'll remember this scene as the moment you went through your second puberty. It's that macho. These grippers can make you a handshaking MACHINE.

Added bonus is that you can get certified once you work your way up to a CoC 3. That's a world class grip. Think of how impressed people will be when they walk into your office and see a certificate on the wall saying you are a Captain of Crush. If I walked into my doctor's office and he had that bad boy on the wall, I'd be completely unafraid of getting my prostate checked. A man that has the power to crush will know the value of quiet strength. I'd know I was in good, strong hands.

結果 (中文) 1:

亚马逊证实如果你是要客观地看看你的生活，我想你会发现，大多数的问题你有干从你弱，少女的抓地力。还记得如何，女孩不会跟你约会在高中的时候吗？那是因为他们能看到你竭力你背包肩带。你知道你如何绊倒所有的时间吗？这是因为你柔软，精致的手不能打结紧你的鞋带。你知道如何你的朋友总是落到他们的死亡吗？那是因为你失去控制时已经被推下悬崖的一个恶棍，你就用一只手抓住他们。让我们面对现实吧，伙计︰ 你抓地力的游戏是弱并加强它的时间。船长的粉碎的手爪将帮助您做到这一点。这些精心打造的小设备会帮你打开那柔和的微风的握手到飓风的电源的烈风。像他们一样与热带风暴的人将会发生命名你的握手。女孩将爱上的安静、 阳刚的力量，通过你的手课程后你过你的方式通过 CoC 夹持器或两个。你还记得那一幕在捕食者荷兰和狄龙哪里这次握手吗？如果你看过捕食者作为一个孩子，你大概会记得这作为你开始青春期的时刻。如果你看过捕食者作为一个成年人，你会记得这一幕作为你经历了你第二次青春期的时刻。它是那男子气概。这些夹持器可以让你握手机。额外的好处是你可以获得认证，一旦你的工作 CoC 3 按照自己的方式。这就是一个世界级抓地力。认为如何留下深刻印象的人会当他们走进你的办公室，在墙上说你粉碎船长看到证书。如果我走进我的医生的办公室，他在墙上，坏男孩，我会得到我的前列腺检查完全不怕。有力量去粉碎一个人会知道安静的强度值。我就知道我是好的强壮的手中。

結果 (中文) 3:

亚马逊购买如果你能客观地看待你的生活，我想你会发现你最有问题源自你的脆弱，少女的抓地力。还记得在高中的日子里，女孩子们是怎么和你约会的吗？那是因为他们可以看到你使劲拉住你的背包。你知道你是怎么被绊倒的吗？那是因为你的温柔，纤巧的手不在你的鞋带系紧结。你知道你的朋友们怎么总是掉到他们的死亡吗？这是因为你失去了你的抓地力时，他们被推下悬崖的一个恶棍，你用一只手抓住他们。让我们面对事实，男人：你的抓地力是弱，它的时间来加强它。挤压手手爪队长会帮助你的。这些精心打造的小设备将帮助你把一次握手的柔和的微风变成飓风的力量与强风。人们将命名你的握手，就像他们与热带风暴。女孩会爱上安静，男性力量流经你的手在你的工作你的方式通过COC夹或两。你还记得那个在荷兰和狄龙握手的地方吗？如果你看着Predator作为一个孩子，你可能记得这一刻，你开始青春期。如果你看着Predator作为一个成年人，你会记得这一幕，因为你经历了你的第二个青春期。这是大男子主义。这些夹具可以让你握手的机。额外的好处是你可以得到认证，一旦你的工作你的方式到COC 3。这是一个世界级的抓地力。想想当他们走进你的办公室，看到墙上的一个证书说你是一个破碎的船长时，人们会给你留下深刻的印象。如果我走进医生的办公室，他在墙上的坏男孩，我会完全不怕我的前列腺检查。一个有力量的人会知道平静的力量的价值。我知道我是在善良，坚强的手。