I sat in my dorm room, reading one

I sat in my dorm room, reading one of my textbooks waiting for Will and Greta to show up. Will had been my best friend since day one at Tetrade, we’ve always been partners in crime, except we don’t really commit any crimes, save for messing around with an illicit potion every now and then. Greta is his girlfriend, and she is a bit eccentric, but a nice person nonetheless. She always wore one of those big pointy witch hats, so I always had a hunch she both expected and hoped for this place to be exactly like Hogwarts.

Finally, I hear a knock on the door, “Who is it?”

“Greta the Great and her sidekick, Will the Adequate!” I heard a proud female voice announce. She referred to herself as that, because you know, eccentric. That and ‘Greta’ and ‘Great’ conveniently have the same letters in them. Will was less than amused with his nickname.

“Come on in,” I say, closing the textbook and placing it on my desk.

The couple walks in and Will closes the door behind them. “You said I was more than Adequate last night!”

“I was faking it, dear.”

Sure enough, Greta had her trademark hat. She also had glasses and hair dyed some unnatural shade of red. No idea what her natural color was. Aside from that, I thought she had a nice figure, but lacked some of the curvature that made me go crazy for Emily. Will was a tad shorter and bulkier than myself, and had wavy, dirty blonde hair.

“So, you said your brother sent you another experiment? What is it?” Will asked, pretending he didn’t hear Greta’s last comment.

“Ah, yes,” I replied. I guided them both in front of my bed, with their backs to my closet door, and had them stand side by side. I knelt down and reached under my bed, carefully grabbing a hold of something, and then slowly stood up. Now in position, I quickly turned around.

“BOO!” Emily’s head, which now rested in my hands, yelled.

“OH SHIT!” Will screamed, Greta simply let out a high pitch squeal.

Just then, the two of them felt someone poking their shoulders, which prompted them to turn around and see Emily’s body, who had sneaked out of the closet, waving happily at them. This caused them to let out another round of profanity and screaming, and we all heard an angry knock on the wall from the neighboring dorm room with an accompanying yell to keep the noise down. Me and Emily were laughing our asses off while Will and Greta were practically hyperventilating. I high-fived my headless friend and handed her head to her her, which she tucked under her arm.

“W-what the hell is going on here?” Will asked nervously.

“My brother’s invention, it cuts people without hurting them.” I explained.

“And you can still control... yourself?” Greta asked Emily.

“Yup, but it takes some getting used to. My body fell right over and I had to relearn how to walk without my head attached.”

“Can I try?” Greta turned to me.

結果 (中文) 1:

我坐在我的宿舍房间，阅读我的课本，等待会和葛丽泰露面之一。将我最好的朋友在 Tetrade 第一天以来，我们一直都是同案犯，除了我们不真的犯下任何罪行，保存为时不时非法的药水，在摆弄。葛丽塔是他的女朋友，和她不过是位古怪之人，但一个好的人。她总是穿的那些大尖女巫的帽子，一所以我总是有一种预感，她预期和希望为这个地方就像霍格沃茨。终于，我听到一阵敲门声在门上，"是谁？""葛丽泰伟大和她的搭档将充足的 ！"我听到一个骄傲的女性声音宣布。她提到自己一样，因为你知道，偏心。并对他们 '葛丽塔' 和 '伟大' 方便有相同的字母。将低于逗乐了与他的绰号。"进来，"我说，关闭教材并将它放在我桌上。这对夫妇走进来，又将关上身后的门。"你说我昨晚充足的多 ！""我假装的亲爱的"。果然，她的商标帽子了葛丽塔。她也有眼镜，头发染的红色有些不自然的阴影。不知道是什么她自然的颜色。除此之外，我想她的好身材，但缺乏一些让我发疯的艾米丽的曲率。意愿是有点短，比自己，笨重，有波浪、 肮脏的金发。"所以，你说你哥哥给你另一个实验吗？是什么？"会问，假装他没有听到葛丽塔的最后一则评语。"啊，是啊，"我回答说。我引导他们两个在我的床上，背对我壁橱的门，并让他们肩并肩站立。我跪了下来，伸手下我的床上，仔细地抓住的东西，，然后慢慢地站了起来。现在在的位置，我迅速地转过身来。"嘘 ！"刘慧卿的头，现在躺在我的手，喊道。"哦，妈 ！"将尖叫着，葛丽泰只是让高音尖叫出来。就在这时，两人感觉到有人戳他们的肩上，促使他们转过身来，看到刘慧卿的身体，已经偷偷出柜，他们开心地挥手。这使得出新一轮的亵渎和尖叫声，让他们和我们都听到愤怒的敲门声从随附的大喊，要放低声音，相邻宿舍房间墙上。我和艾米莉被笑我们驴而意志和葛丽泰被几乎喘。我击掌我无头的朋友，把她的头交给她她，她夹在胳膊下。"W 什么到底在这里吗？"会紧张地问。"我弟弟的发明，它削减人没有伤害他们。"我解释了。"和你仍然可以控制......你自己吗？"葛丽塔问刘慧卿。"是啊，但它需要一些时间来适应。我的身体右摔倒了，我不得不重新学习如何没有附加我头就走"。"我能试试吗？"葛丽泰 · 转向我。

結果 (中文) 3:

我坐在我的寝室里，读着我的一个课本，等着葛丽泰的一个，然后就上来了。我将一直以来在tetrade一天最好的朋友，我们一直是合作伙伴，但我们真的不犯任何罪行，除了摆弄一个非法的药水不时。葛丽泰是他的女朋友，她有点古怪，但还是个好人。她总是戴着一个尖尖的巫师帽，所以我总是有一种预感，她都会希望这个地方是一模一样的霍格沃茨。最后，我听到敲门声，“是谁？““伟大的葛丽泰和她的助手就足够！“我听到一个骄傲的女性声音宣布。她指的是她自己，因为你知道，古怪。“葛丽泰”和“大”都很方便地在其中有相同的字母。将是不太高兴他的绰号。“进来吧，”我说，关上课本，把它放在我的桌子上。这对夫妇走了进来，关上了门。“你说我昨晚比不上充足！““我是假装的，亲爱的。”果然，葛丽泰有了她的商标帽。她还戴着眼镜，头发染成了一些不自然的红色。不知道她的颜色是什么。除了那个，我觉得她有一个很好的身材，但缺乏的曲率，使我为艾米丽疯狂。将是一个比自己略短的和笨重的，有波浪形的，肮脏的金发。“那么，你说你哥哥给你送了另一个实验？那是什么？“会问，假装他没有听到葛丽泰的最后评论。“啊，是的，”我回答说。我在我的床前引导他们，背对着我的壁橱门，让他们站在旁边。我跪下，把手伸到我的床底下，小心地抓着一个东西，然后慢慢地站起来。现在的位置，我很快转身。“嘘！“艾米丽的头，现在在我的手上休息，”。“哦，该死！“会尖叫，葛丽泰只是发出高音尖叫。就在这时，他们俩觉得有人戳自己的肩膀，这促使他们转过身，看到艾米丽的尸体，他悄悄地走出壁橱，开心地挥手向他们。这使得他们放了一轮又一轮的亵渎和尖叫，我们都听到从邻近的宿舍里陪大喊放低声音，墙上的一个生气的敲。我和艾米丽都笑了，我们会和葛丽泰几乎歇斯底里。我击掌庆祝我头的朋友递给她的头她的，她藏在她的手臂。“那到底是怎么回事？“会紧张地问。“我哥哥的发明，它不会伤害人的人，”我解释说。“你还可以控制…你自己吗？葛丽泰问艾米丽。“是的，但这需要一些时间来。我的身体就在我不得不重新学习如何走路没有我的头上。”“我可以试一下吗？“葛丽泰转向我。