Um, David, this is Sherlock.Um, yea

Um, David, this is Sherlock.
Um, yeah, we've um... We've met.
So, what exactly are my duties as an usher?
Let's talk about Mary first.
Sorry, what?
Well, I think you know what. You went out with her for two years.
Er, ages ago. We're... We're just good friends now.
Is that a fact?
Whenever she tweets, you respond within five minutes,
regardless of time or current location,
suggesting you have her on text alert.
In your Facebook photographs of the happy couple,
Mary takes centre frame,
whereas John is always partly or entirely excluded.
Well, you can't assume from
that I've still got some kind of interest in Mary...
You volunteered to be a shoulder to cry on
on no less than three separate occasions.
Do you have anything to say in your defence?
I think from now on, we'll downgrade you to casual acquaintance.
No more than three planned social encounters a year
and always in John's presence.
I have your contact details. I will be monitoring.
They're right about you. You're a bloody psychopath.
High functioning sociopath, with your number.
Hello. Darling. Thank you.

結果 (中文) 1:

嗯，大卫，这是夏洛克。嗯，是的我们已经嗯......我们见过面。那么，究竟是什么我的职责作为引座员？让我们谈谈玛丽。对不起，什么？好你知道什么。你和她一起出去了两年。呃，很久以前。我们...现在我们只是好朋友。那是事实吗？每当她的 tweet，您在五分钟内响应不论时间和当前所在的位置，这表明你有她对文本警报。这对幸福的夫妻，你 Facebook 照片中玛丽长得中心框架而约翰总是部分或完全排除。好吧，你不能假定从我仍然有某种兴趣玛丽......你被自愿要可以哭泣的肩膀在不低于三个不同的场合。你有什么话要说在你的辩护吗？我想从现在开始，我们会把你降级到熟人。不超过三个计划好社会遭遇一年总是在约翰的面前。我有你的联系方式。我将会监测。他们是正确的你。你是一个血腥的精神病患者。高运转反社会的人，与你的号码。你好。亲爱。谢谢。

結果 (中文) 3:

嗯，戴维，这是。嗯，是的，我们有…我们见面了。那么，我的职责是什么？让我们先谈一下玛丽。对不起，什么？好吧，我想你知道。你和她一起出去了两年。嗯，很久以前。我们是...我们现在只是好朋友。这是事实吗？每当她推特，你在五分钟内回复，无论时间或当前位置，暗示你有她对文字警告。在你的脸谱网照片的幸福情侣，玛丽拿着中心，而翰总是部分或完全排除。好吧，你不能承担我还对玛丽有点兴趣…你自愿当一个肩膀哭泣不少于三个不同的场合。你有什么话要说的？我想，从现在开始，我们会把你降级为偶然相识的人。不超过三个计划的社会接触一年总是在翰的面前。我有你的联系方式。我将监控。他们是对的你。你是个该死的疯子。高功能反社会的人，你的号码。你好。亲爱的。谢谢你。