Long bus rides are like television

Long bus rides are like television shows. They have a beginning, a middle, and an end - with commercials
thrown in every three or four minutes. The commercials are unavoidable. They happen whether you want
them or not. Every couple of minutes a billboard glides by (滑过) outside the bus window. Only if you sleep,
which is equal to turning the television set off, are you spared the unending cry of "You Need It! Buy It
Now!"?
The beginning of the ride is comfortable and somewhat exciting, even if you've traveled that way before.
Usually some things have changed-new houses, new buildings, sometimes even a new road. The bus driver
has a style of driving and it's fun to try to figure it out the first hour or so. If the driver is particularly careless
or daring, the ride can be as thrilling as a horror story. Will the driver pass the truck in time? Will the driver
move into the right or the left-hand lane? After a while, of course, the excitement dies down. Sleeping for a
while helps pass the middle hours of the ride. Food always makes bus rides more interesting, but you've got
to be careful of what kind of food you eat. Too much salty food can make you very thirsty between stops.
The end of the ride is somewhat like the beginning. You know it will soon be over and there's a kind of
expectation and excitement in that. The seat, of course, has become harder as the hours have passed. By
now you've sat with your legs crossed, with your hands in your lap, with your hands on the arm rests-even
with your hands crossed behind your head. The end comes just at the right time. There just no more ways
to sit.

結果 (中文) 2:

龙乘坐巴士都喜欢的电视节目。他们有一个开始，中间和结尾-与广告
中的每三四分钟抛出。广告是不可避免的。他们碰巧你是否希望
与否。每隔几分钟就有商业广告牌闪过（滑过）外的公交车窗。只有当你睡觉，
这等于打开电视掀起，你幸免的无休止的叫喊“你需要它！一口
吧！”？
旅程的开始是舒适并且有些兴奋的，即使你走过这种方式了。
通常一些事情发生了变化，新房子，新建筑，有时甚至新道路。公交车司机
有驾驶的风格和它的乐趣，揣摩出的第一个小时左右。如果司机特别粗心
，敢于冒险，旅程将如同一个恐怖故事惊险。司机会恰好在时间上车？请问驱动
移动到右或左侧车道？过了一会儿，当然，兴奋死了。睡一
会有助于度过旅途中间小时。食物始终让旅行更有趣，但你
要小心你吃什么样的食物。过于咸的食物能使你在站间非常口渴，
坐的到底是有点像的开始。你知道它会很快结束了，有一种
期待和兴奋。座椅，当然，已经成为作为小时过去了更难。到
现在，你坐在你的双腿交叉，用你的双手在你的腿上，用你的双手放在扶手，甚至
用你的双手交叉放在头后。年底正值在合适的时间。目前只是没有更多的方式
来坐。

結果 (中文) 3:

长巴士的游乐设施就像是电视节目。他们有一个开始，一个中间，和一个结束-与商业广告每三或四分钟内投掷。广告是不可避免的。他们会发生，无论你是否想要他们或不。每隔几分钟一个广告牌闪过车窗外（滑过）。只有当你睡觉，这等于关掉电视机，你不遗余力的没完没了的“你需要它！买它现在！”？乘坐的开始是舒适和有点令人兴奋，即使你以前走过的方式。通常情况下，一些东西改变了新的房子，新的建筑，有时甚至是一条新的道路。公共汽车司机有一种风格的驾驶和它的乐趣，试图找出它的第一个小时左右。如果司机特别粗心或大胆，乘坐可以像恐怖故事一样惊险。司机能及时通过卡车吗？将驱动程序移动到右边或左边的车道？过了一会儿，当然，兴奋死了。睡觉了虽然有助于通过中间几个小时的旅程。食物总是使公共汽车骑得更有趣，但你已经得到了要小心你吃的是什么样的食物。太多的咸咸的食物会让你在两站之间很渴。旅程的结束有点像开始。你知道它很快就要结束了，有一种期望和兴奋。当然，座位变得更难了，因为时间已经过去了。通过现在你坐在你的腿交叉，你的手在你的腿上，你的手在手臂上休息，甚至用你的双手交叉在你的头后面。结束来的只是在正确的时间。没有更多的方式坐。