Paperwork, and a DrinkThe Magician

Paperwork, and a Drink

The Magician stepped past the large blender full of liquified Robyn. "Don't worry, Hitomi, you tried your best," he said to his assistant, then turned back to the audience. Don't worry, ladies and gentlemen, Robyn's been in worse situations, believe it or not. I'll get to her in a minute, but right now I've got my hands full. Here, Hitomi- hold Mari for me." He handed her the small blender.

"Now, I did say I had some paperwork to do." He held up the paper he was carrying, and showed both sides blank. Then he rolled it into a cone, took the blender from Hitomi, and carefully poured the contents into the paper. He then handed the blender back to Hitomi, who took it offstage, and unrolled the paper, revealing that there was now a picture of a rather smeared Marisol, complete with butterfly wings, on the front. "Straight out of Lady Cottington's Pressed Fairy Book, ladies and gentlemen." There was some laughter from the audience. "Well, at least some of you got the reference..." Laurel wheeled out an easel, and The Magician tacked the paper to it. "Some cleanup work-" He pulled out an eraser, cleaned up some of the smudges, then peeled the butterfly wings directly off the paper. "That looks better, but she's still a bit short."

The Magician carefully peeled the picture of Marisol off of the paper, and folded it up. Then he pulled on it, "Gently... we don't want her to rip." Under his hands, the folded image seemed to get bigger, and bigger. He unfolded it, and shook it out- a perfect image of Marisol, front and back. "There we go. She was 5'2"... Mari, would you like longer legs? No, sorry, you can't answer that right now," he smiled. "No, I think she was perfect before. Besides, Laurel would kill me if she had to re-tailor all of Marisol's costumes."

"Now, of course, we have one more problem. She's a bit flat. Laurel, the pump?" Laurel handed a bicycle pump to the Magician, and he stuck the nozzle into Marisol's bellybutton, then started pumping. A bulge of air appeared around the flattened girl's belly, spreading outwards. The Magician kept pumping, and Marisol finally began to return to a human shape. The Magician gave a few more pumps, then pulled the nozzle out.

"And, now, we've only got one last issue-" The Magician held up Marisol, showing her to the audience. There were seams around the edges, and her limbs were fairly cylindrical. Her face was stuck in an open-mouthed expression of surprise. "I don't think she ever intended to be made into a blow up doll. Laurel, could you take her back stage, and put her with her, um, toys? At least she can still use them." Laurel grinned wickedly. "And Laurel- please, be careful around the sharp objects. If you're thinking of having your revenge for the costume, may I remind you that Mari was careful to put back all twenty pieces when she reassembled you."

"And now, let's take care of Robyn." The Magician looked at the blender. "This is rather more material than I've got paperwork to deal with." He sighed. "Well, there is another route... Hitomi- bring me kit number five, please?"

Hitomi wheeled out a covered table, and the Magician pulled the sheet off. On it was a large burner, a large alembic, and lots of tubes. He opened the alembic. "Hitomi, a hand, please." His assistant helped him pour the contents of the large blender in. He started up the burner. Soon, the slurry of girl was bubbling, and a fine red mist began to rise, condense in the tubes, and drip into a glass at the end. Eventually, the alembic was empty, and only a glass of the red fluid remained. The Magician picked it up, smiled. "Essense of Robyn, ladies and gentlemen." He dropped in an ice cube, stirred it- and drank her in one long gulp. "Well, even if she wasn't always the best assistant, at least she tasted good, ladies and gentlemen."

"And now that she's been taken care of, it's time for my next illusion. Would someone wheel out the box?" He waited. "Is anyone available? Hmmm. I'm running low on assistants, tonight... I'll have to fix that, somehow." The Magician clapped his hands together, and when he spread them apart, a large red silk cloth unfurled from thin air between them. He showed the front and back, and then grabbed it by the center, held it low to the stage, then quickly lifted it and whisked it away, to reveal a new assistant, with long, wavy black hair, in a loose, red silk dress. She smiled and took his hand, as Laurel wheeled out a box shaped like a person, arms and legs spread wide.

(To be continued...)

結果 (中文) 1:

文书工作和一杯饮料魔术师走过去大型搅拌机充分的液化罗宾。"别担心，瞳，你尽力了，"他说到他的助理，然后转身面向观众。别担心，女士们，先生们，罗宾已经在更糟的情况下，信不信由你。我会让她在一分钟，但是现在我得不可开交。在这里，瞳举行马里我。"他递给她小搅拌器。"现在，我确实说过一些文书工作要做。他拿起纸，他拿着，和表明双方空白。卷成锥形，搅拌器夺走了瞳，然后他仔细倒入本文的内容。他便藉此机会回来交给搅拌器瞳，把它拿台下，，铺开纸，揭示，现在宁愿被涂污拉马里索尔，带有蝴蝶的翅膀，在前面的图片。"直出科廷顿夫人的按下的童话书，女士们，先生们"。还有一些来自观众的笑声。"好吧，至少你们中的一些有参考..."月桂树推了一个画架，出来和魔术师钉到它了。"一些清理工作 — —"他掏出一块橡皮，清理一些污迹，然后去皮直接掉纸蝴蝶的翅膀。"这看起来更好，但她仍然是有点短"。The Magician carefully peeled the picture of Marisol off of the paper, and folded it up. Then he pulled on it, "Gently... we don't want her to rip." Under his hands, the folded image seemed to get bigger, and bigger. He unfolded it, and shook it out- a perfect image of Marisol, front and back. "There we go. She was 5'2"... Mari, would you like longer legs? No, sorry, you can't answer that right now," he smiled. "No, I think she was perfect before. Besides, Laurel would kill me if she had to re-tailor all of Marisol's costumes.""Now, of course, we have one more problem. She's a bit flat. Laurel, the pump?" Laurel handed a bicycle pump to the Magician, and he stuck the nozzle into Marisol's bellybutton, then started pumping. A bulge of air appeared around the flattened girl's belly, spreading outwards. The Magician kept pumping, and Marisol finally began to return to a human shape. The Magician gave a few more pumps, then pulled the nozzle out."And, now, we've only got one last issue-" The Magician held up Marisol, showing her to the audience. There were seams around the edges, and her limbs were fairly cylindrical. Her face was stuck in an open-mouthed expression of surprise. "I don't think she ever intended to be made into a blow up doll. Laurel, could you take her back stage, and put her with her, um, toys? At least she can still use them." Laurel grinned wickedly. "And Laurel- please, be careful around the sharp objects. If you're thinking of having your revenge for the costume, may I remind you that Mari was careful to put back all twenty pieces when she reassembled you.""And now, let's take care of Robyn." The Magician looked at the blender. "This is rather more material than I've got paperwork to deal with." He sighed. "Well, there is another route... Hitomi- bring me kit number five, please?"Hitomi wheeled out a covered table, and the Magician pulled the sheet off. On it was a large burner, a large alembic, and lots of tubes. He opened the alembic. "Hitomi, a hand, please." His assistant helped him pour the contents of the large blender in. He started up the burner. Soon, the slurry of girl was bubbling, and a fine red mist began to rise, condense in the tubes, and drip into a glass at the end. Eventually, the alembic was empty, and only a glass of the red fluid remained. The Magician picked it up, smiled. "Essense of Robyn, ladies and gentlemen." He dropped in an ice cube, stirred it- and drank her in one long gulp. "Well, even if she wasn't always the best assistant, at least she tasted good, ladies and gentlemen.""And now that she's been taken care of, it's time for my next illusion. Would someone wheel out the box?" He waited. "Is anyone available? Hmmm. I'm running low on assistants, tonight... I'll have to fix that, somehow." The Magician clapped his hands together, and when he spread them apart, a large red silk cloth unfurled from thin air between them. He showed the front and back, and then grabbed it by the center, held it low to the stage, then quickly lifted it and whisked it away, to reveal a new assistant, with long, wavy black hair, in a loose, red silk dress. She smiled and took his hand, as Laurel wheeled out a box shaped like a person, arms and legs spread wide.(To be continued...)

結果 (中文) 2:

文书工作，以及饮料魔术师踩过去大型搅拌机充分液化罗宾的。“别担心，瞳，你想你的最好的，”他对他的助手说，然后转身背对着观众。不要担心，女士们，先生们，罗宾一直在更糟糕的情况下，信不信由你。我会得到她的一分钟，但现在我已经得到了我的手满。在这里，Hitomi-马里抱我。“他递给她的小搅拌机。” 现在，我没有说我有一些文书工作要做。“他举起他携带的文件，并显示出双方的空白。然后，他推出它成圆锥形，带搅拌器的瞳，并小心地倒入内容到纸上。然后他递给搅拌机回瞳，谁把它台下，并展开纸，揭示，目前有相当涂马里索尔的图片，完成与蝴蝶的翅膀，在前面。“直出夫人Cottington的追问童话书，女士们，先生们。”有观众一些笑声。“嗯，至少你们中的一些有参考......”桂冠轮式出一个画架，和魔术师上涨的纸吧。“一些清理与工作”他掏出一个橡皮擦，清理了一些污迹，然后直接去皮的蝴蝶翅膀断纸。“这看起来更好，但她还是有点短。“ 魔术师精心去皮马里索尔的画面落纸，并折叠起来。然后，他穿上它，“轻轻的......我们不想让她懵。” 在他的手中，折叠的形象似乎变得越来越大，越来越大。他打开来，摇了摇输出马里索尔完美的形象，正面和背面。“在那里，我们走了。她是5'2”......真理，你想更长的腿？不，对不起，你不能回答这个问题，现在，“他笑着说，”不，我觉得她是完美的了。此外，桂冠会杀了我，如果她不得不重新量身所有马里索尔的服装。“” 现在，当然，我们有一个问题。她是一个有点平淡。月桂树，泵？“桂冠交给一个自行车打气筒的魔术师，而他坚持喷嘴进入马里索尔的肚脐，然后开始抽水，空气的隆起周围出现扁平女孩的肚子，向外扩散。魔术师不停地抽水，并马里索尔最后开始回归到一个人的形状。魔术师给了几个水泵，然后扣动了嘴了。“ 而且，现在，我们只得到了最后一个发出─”魔术师举起马里索尔，显示她对观众有是周围的边缘接缝处，她的四肢是相当圆柱形。她的脸被卡在惊讶的张着嘴的表情，“我不认为她曾经打算做成一个打击娃娃。月桂树，你可以带她回到舞台，并把她与她的，嗯，玩具？至少，她仍可以使用它们。“桂冠笑了不怀好意。”而Laurel-请小心周围的尖锐物体。如果你想有你的报复的服装，我想提醒你，马里小心翼翼地放回所有二十几块，当她重新组装你的。“” 现在，让我们来罗宾的照顾。“魔术师看着搅拌机“这比我有文书处理，而更多的材料。”他叹了口气，“嗯，还有另一条路...... Hitomi-给我带来套件排名第五，好吗？” 瞳被推出来一个覆盖表，魔术师拉片了。在这是一个大的刻录机，大型蒸馏器，以及大量的管子。他打开蒸馏器。“瞳，一伸手，请。”他的助手帮他倒了大搅拌机中的内容。他开始了刻录机。不久，女孩的浆料鼓泡，并罚款红色的雾开始上升，凝结在管，并滴入一杯结尾。最终，蒸馏器是空的，而且只有一个玻璃红色的液体依然存在。魔术师把它捡起来，笑了。“罗宾，女士们，先生们的Essense”他滴在冰块，搅拌IT和喝了她一个长一饮而尽。“好了，即使她并不总是最好的助手，至少她觉得味道还不错，女士们，先生们。”“ 而现在，她一直照顾，它的时间为我的下一个假象。会有人轮开箱？” 他等待着。“有没有人用？嗯，我在助手不足，今晚......我必须解决这个问题，不知何故。” 魔术师拍了拍手，当他传播它们分开，大红绸布从他们之间凭空打出。他表现出的正面和背面，然后由中心抓住它，持有它低的阶段，然后迅速抬起并护送其离开，揭示了新的助理，长，波浪黑发，在一个宽松，红色丝绸连衣裙。她笑了，拉着他的手，如月桂轮式拿出一个盒子形状像流传甚广的一个人，胳膊和腿。（未完待续......）

結果 (中文) 3:

文书工作，和一个喝

魔术师走过去的大型搅拌机充分液化罗宾。”别担心，瞳，你尽力了，”他对他的助手说，然后转身背对观众。别担心，女士们、先生们，罗宾一直在恶化的情况下，相信或不相信。一分钟后，我会马上给她，但现在我已经得到了我的手。在这里，瞳-持有玛丽我。他递给她一个小果汁机，“现在，我说我做了些文件，”他举起了手拿着，结果显示双方的空白。然后他将它卷成一个圆锥，把搅拌机从瞳，并仔细地将内容分为纸。然后他把搅拌机回眸，谁拿下，并展开了，发现现在有一张而涂抹拉马里索尔，完整的蝴蝶的翅膀，在前面。”直接从女士科廷顿按下童话书，女士们先生们。”有一些来自观众的笑声。”好吧，至少你们中的一些人拿到参考…“桂轮出一个画架，和魔术师在纸上它。“清理工作”他拿出一块橡皮，清理了一些污渍，然后把蝴蝶翅膀直接关闭了。”看起来更好，但她仍然是一个有点短。”

魔术师仔细去皮拉马里索尔图片断纸，折叠起来。然后，他拉着它，“轻轻地…我们不想让她撕下，“在他的手下，折叠的图像似乎变得更大了，更大。他把它展开，抖干净-拉马里索尔的完美形象，正面和背面。”我们去那里。她是5年”…玛丽，你喜欢长的腿吗？不，对不起，你现在不能回答，“他笑了。”不，我认为她是完美的。此外，桂如果她不得不重新调整所有拉马里索尔服饰杀了我。”

”现在，当然，我们有一个问题。她有点扁。月桂，泵？”月桂树交给自行车打气筒的魔术师，他把嘴拉马里索尔的肚脐，然后开始抽。一个隆起的空气出现在平坦的女孩的腹部，向外蔓延。魔术师不停地抽，和拉马里索尔终于开始回归到人类形态。魔术师又给了几个水泵，然后把喷嘴拉出来，我们只有最后一个问题--“魔术师举起拉马里索尔，显示她对观众。四周的边缘有接缝，她的四肢都很圆。她的脸贴在一个张着大嘴的惊讶表情。”我认为她不想被打成一个玩具娃娃。你可以把她带回来，把她带上她，嗯，玩具吗？至少她仍然可以使用它们。“月桂树笑坏透了”。和桂冠-请小心周围的尖锐物体。如果你想让你的复仇的服装，我可以提醒你，玛丽小心地放回所有二十件，当她重新组装你的。”

”现在，让我们照顾罗宾。”魔术师看着搅拌机。”这是相当多的材料，比我有文书处理。”。“好吧，还有另一条路线…她给我包五号，好吗？”

瞳推了桌子，和魔术师拉板了。它是一个大型的燃烧器，大器，以及大量的管。他打开蒸馏器。”瞳，一方面请。”他的助手帮他倒的大型搅拌机的内容。他开始了燃烧器。很快，女孩的浆就鼓了，细雾开始上升，凝结在管中，最后滴入一个玻璃。最终，蒸馏器是空的，只有一杯红色的液体保持。魔术师把它捡起来，笑了。”实质罗宾，女士们先生们。”他掉在一个冰块，搅拌它，喝了她一大口。”即使她不总是最好的助手，至少她尝到了好，女士们先生们，现在她已经被照顾了，这是我下一个幻想的时候了。有人把箱子从箱子里掉出来吗？”他等着。”有人可以吗？我对助手运行低，今晚…我要解决这个问题，不知何故。”魔术师双手一拍，当他分开，一个大红色的丝绸从稀薄的空气中它们之间展开的。他表现出的正面和背面，然后抓住它的中心，把它低的阶段，然后迅速举起它，把它扔掉，揭示了一个新的助理，长长的黑色卷发，一松，红色的丝绸衣服。她微笑着，拿起他的手，如Lu的一个盒子，像一个人，胳膊和腿的传播范围广。