What are you crying about? Two men

What are you crying about?
Two men, John and Jim, while traveling through the country in America,stopped at a small inn for dinner. On the table there was a large cup of mustard. Thinking the contents were sweet of some kind, Jim took a spoonful of it and put it in his mouth. Tears ran down his cheeks, but wishing to have his friend John caught in the same trap, he said nothing of the mistake he had made. The other man, seeing that his friend was crying, said:
"Listen, Jim, what are you crying about?"
"I was thinking of my father who was hanged twenty years ago."Jim replied. Soon after, John took a spoonful of the mustard, and as the tears started down his cheeks, Jim in his turn said:
"What are you crying about?"
"To think you were not hanged the same day your father was," came the answer.

結果 (中文) 1:

你在哭什么?两名男子，约翰和吉姆，通过在美国，乡村旅游时停在一个小旅馆吃晚餐。桌子上没有芥末一大杯。思维内容被某种甜，吉姆一汤匙的它，把它放在他的嘴。泪水顺着他的脸颊，但他希望他的朋友约翰陷入同样的困境，说什么他所犯的错误。另一名男子，看见他的朋友在哭，就说:"听着，吉姆，你哭什么有关吗?""我心想我被绞死了二十年前的父亲"。吉姆回答说。不久之后，约翰喝了一匙的芥末酱，和作为眼泪顺着他的脸颊，吉姆在发言中的说:"什么你哭什么?""想妳不被绞死的同一天，你的父亲，"来了答案。

結果 (中文) 3:

你在哭什么？在美国旅行时，在一个小客栈里，在一个小客栈里旅行时，有人和吉姆。桌子上有一大杯芥末。思维的内容是甜一些，吉姆把一勺放在嘴里。泪水顺着他的脸颊流下，但他希望能有他的朋友在同一个陷阱里，他没有说他犯的错误。另一个男人，看到他的朋友在哭，说：“听着，吉姆，你在哭什么？”吉姆回答说：“我在想我的父亲，二十年前就被绞死了。”。不久之后，约翰把一勺芥末，当泪水顺着他的脸颊流下来，吉姆在他的
反过来说：“你哭什么？”
“想你的父亲不在同一天上吊，”