On fire
Sun:Can I have another glass of water?
Father: Another? This will be your tenth !
Son:I know, but my room is on fire.
Mom's grey hairs
One day,a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes in the kitchen. She suddenly saw that her mother had a few grey hairs.
She looked at her mother and curiously asked,"Why are some of your hairs grey,Mom ?"
Her mother said."We ll.every time you do something wrong and make me cry or
unhappy. one of my hairs turns grey"
The girl thought for a while and then said,"Mom,why are all of Grandma's hairs grey?"
The big head son
"Mom,many kids make fun of me," the bby cried to his mother. "they say I have a big head."
"Don’t listen to them.”his mother said. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the supermarket for 10 pounds of potatoes.”
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one--er, use your hat.”